The Mad Hatter

I hope they don't actually eat my pet Briggins. :P Even though it completely tore apart my family, I still want to pat its bald green/bushy head.

I probably should have been attempting to get my make-up work for math, but who needs work? Work is boring. Cannibalism isn't. So...yeah. And Coldplay...aren't the music geniuses I once thought them to be. So no blame there. They opened up a world of music to me, so they'll always be special, but they're not the best.

Without crazy, I would have been bored that whole hour. And that would have sucked.

I don't think you're crazy. =D

I'm so glad I took French or I wouldn't know how to say potato...in French. xD

Will do. :)

Aww man. :disappointed: I guess I'll have to plan my last meal. :wacko:

Have fun celebrating. :)

Me Plus One - Kasabian Gayest song title ever. xD

I'm so glad we've already decided to eat you, Dave. =D

Carrot cake. <3

ZOMG YESSSSS. :shocked2:

Yay Dave!!! Congrats. :D Climbing the ladder to the top! (..does this mean we can't eat you? :( )

Okaaaaaaay. That would be the normal thing to do. So now I'll make sure I take pictures. xD

That would be an interesting invention. It reminds me of this show on HBO called Crashbox...

Or roasted! In a roaster With a big hunk of beef!

Damn, I'm starved. =[

We're having spaghetti. :D

That looks so good right now. :(

HEY, WHO VOTED FOR ME? D=

^That'll never do.

Stop lying, Dave. We all know that you're the best potato this side of...the Lounge.

No kitten-eating.

Dave, we got really hungry. Sorry.