The Mad Hatter

We could make a documentary about finding all of the people we lost contact with. That would be funny. "Uh...he had a username on this Coldplay website..." "Fuck off. I'm from Atease."

Scary. :laugh3:

Don't be hatin'. 6 :P

How much do the other members of Coldplaying offend you? Rate the person above you on a scale of 1-10. The lower the score, the less offensive. The higher the score, the more offensive. This isn't supposed to be a serious, serious thread. Please don't personally attack people. Edit: Also, if you could post something about why they offend you, something funny, maybe, that would add to my amusement. This is all about my amusement.

Amazing poet, an intelligent and all-around nice guy. :D

AGGGGH. SERIOUSLY, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I DIDN'T KNOW MY VOLUME WAS ON. MY PARENTS COULD'VE WOKEN UP AND BEATEN MY ASS. :veryangry: And to top it all off, NOW THAT DAMN SONG IS IN MY HEAD. And I also can't stop laughing.

forlackofabettertitle May 21, 2008 :cry:

Somedays - Regina Spektor

^:laugh3: You do have your uses after all, Rick. :dozey:

I know that my future can't be mapped out or planned, so I might as well not even bother thinking about it. Are you doing laundry?

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I see we are of the same opinion.

Chemo Limo - Regina Spektor

I definitely wouldn't try acid. The last thing I want to experience before I die is a bad trip.

It had to be done. :D Is anybody else a bit creeped out when you scroll down the page and see all the morphed Martins going by really fast? :stunned: I morphed myself with Chris Martin for fun, but it didn't really do anything. This all reminds me of 'If They Mated' on Conan. And oh my god...when I morph my face with Amy Lee's, I look like my mom.

I might even consider going and getting high with my druggy friend/whatever he is.

Chris Hütz, rofl.

:laugh3:

Shiver - Coldplay

This no longer stands, so I have edited it.

^Well, most of the day. I can't when I'm in class or playing soccer. <I wish I could... vDo any parts of your body ache right now?

You and me...we were meant to be together! Like peanut butter and jelly! Like fat guys and couches! So...what do you think? Don't reject me or I'll kill you!

"Us" by Regina Spektor. It was preeeetty bad, but I was alone, so nobody heard me. :laugh3: What is the last thing you heard somebody say?

I have carpal tunnel syndrome.

Free Radio is so funny.