The Mad Hatter

I think people are born.

Neither.

yay cell phones yay dorms so really you can't see anything but whatever

:O

oh hey everyone i'm just injecting myself into this conversation

I have to wonder why chickens are apparently lesser creatures than cows and pigs, but, you know, whatever. of course they can probably afford to lethally inject chickens while singing them into death and stroking their neck flaps or whatever

ok good :disappointed: we are talking about basking sharks btw

EATING FUDGE CAKE

^i had to cover my ass because sometimes people don't understand sarcasm :nod:

we don't watch the porn; we just laugh at the titles :disappointed:

brent my hair is turquoise i'm glad i have so many of you added on my real life internet social website because now we have a secret to share

none of them because they are all good people who don't want to participate in unholy perversions :angry: i really have a hard time believing there are people who actually think these things :disappointed:

there is a porn called big sausage pizza 9 and i have a hard time believing there were 8 before that it's kind of like a running joke in my family

i'm going to be honest and answer this question when i have them, they are brown but kind of reflect a lighter color i often spend hours with a small hand lamp playing with the reflections of my pubic hairs

oh you mean big busty butt hair babes

brent u just admitted to having a lot of butt hair LOL OMG SO NASTII

i, for one, am proud to take part in a forum consisting entirely of straight people, the way god who created gay people for the specific purpose of them going to hell intended

math math today i mathed so i can math later and yesterday i was mathing and math started hitting on me so i mathed all over

i think it's adorable and right and good

if you're a man with a lot of butt hair, duct tape would hurt your butt :|

brent you love me shut up

you're teaching me that i've done right by you, letting these things slip...i'll never assume that people lash out without having first been lashed...

too bad