u should read this :\ :thinking:
We never change, do we? no, no
We never learn, do we?
By dargelita , Buenos Aires February 26th.
You , who think that Chris Martin and his mates are PERFECTLY HEALTHY you’re completely wrong .
Well ...while staying in Buenos Aires , Argentina , the band had too much fun with non-stop parties all week long .
On saturday 17th , the day they arrived to the Faena Hotel , before giving autographs for the crowd which was waiting for them ( including me ) since 3p.m. they played some songs with the well-known argentinian singer Charly Garcia an then went to the night-club Kandi where they ate sushi , chocolate cakes and drank a lots of Apple Martinis , caipiroskas , beer and vodka with orange untill 2a.m. . " Take me to Pachá... would you leave me here ? " said Chris Martin to the owner of the disco Pachá ( the best of Buenos Aires ) Marcelo Meca . There , they talked with lost of top models and drank too much beer , even they didn't waste their time . they invited to ther gigs ( on february 20th , 21st & 22nd ) most of the girls who where with them in their VIP room ; although they said they came back alone to the hotel . ( they'd better ).
On Sunday 18th Chris Martin asked for chocolates and lot of beer for the fourteen rooms at the hotel .But at night before giving autographs to their fans again they decided to go out for dinner but this time only to taste the traditional "Asado Criollo" and " empanadas" .
Although Chris Martin wasn't with his wife , the beautiful actrees Gwyneth Paltrow ( she was at home back in London with children Apple and Moses ) cute bassist Guy Berryman was staying with his wife the designer Jo Briston and daughter baby Nico . Also drummer Will Champion spent time with his wife Marianne and little Ava ( they used to take a stroll early in the morning around the city after givin autographs for the 8978945641 time ). The Drummer and the Bassist asked for a nanny who could speak "perfectly" english .
But good times ended when back at the Hotel when singer Charly Garcia said : " ladies and gentlemen Radiohead !!!!!!! " and Chris Martin's face was just like : WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON !!!!?? . But never mind , they played together again .
On Monday 19th at about 7p.m. they came out of the hotel for the 7988798746421365498765 time to give some autographs. ( what's happening with the fans nowadays ? stop stalkin them !! ) In spite of the fact the fans seemed to be so stalkers they were " happy " of being in the country , just like the band said .
On Tuesday afternoon ( just hours before their first gig in the city ) they gave AUTOGRAPHS AGAIN! . The show began at about 21.30 p.m. with Chris Martin saying ( in a beautiful spanish ) "Hoy es un dia muy importante para nosotros porque es nuestra primera vez en esta preciosa ciudad" ( "Today's very important for us 'cause this is our first time in this beautiful city").
On Wednesday afternoon they gave autographs again to their fans after the second show that night .
But the horror began on Thursday afternoon after givin autographs to their fans ( how many autographs have they given this week? ) when the press conference began with so many silly questions like : " have you heard about the bad critics in Chile ? " " and what about your gigs here ? they say the sound was horrible." . Martin said he didn't hear anything about the gigs in Chile , but it wasn't true. "What's about your next album ?" asked a journalist. " It's all about sex, sex, and just sex" said the frontman " We also want to write some songs to Pablo Neruda , Maradona and Boca Juniors ".
But 20 minutes after the conference began Chris Martin stood up and said : "We're not feeling well with all this questions.It's enough" and the conference ended. Badly , ended badly.
Before the last show that night ( the most funny part was when they played Love Me Tender form teh legend Elvis singin in the end of the song " / Love me tender / we love you argentina / " and when a girl said : I LOVE YOU ! and the frontman answered : " I love you too but not in a sexual way cause i'm married " ) , the Faena Hotel did a big party just for 40 people with modern food and beautiful cakes. Were at the party singer Gustavo Cerati ( one of the best in argentina ) , actor Gaston Pauls and the model Maxi Patané , who said that the party was very "relaxing , a good vibe party with so many beautiful girls and too much photos ".
On Friday afternoon a crowd of fans where outside the hotel just to say good-bye to the band , cause they thought they were living the country the same afternoon but Coldplay came out again to give thousand of autographs and said : "We're not leaving today, we're going to Brazil on Sunday cause we love argentina".
Saturday was the relaxing day . weird : no autographs that day . Chris Martin asked for the old piano of the hotel and decided to play some new songs ( don't know which ones ) .
The Next day ( sunday 25th ) they went out of the Hotel to give their lasts autographs to their fans at about 12p.m. . At 12.30 they arrived to the Ezeiza National Airport and took some photos with some fans .
So... what's up next Brazil ?