The Faceman

Nah, those chocolate digestives with the caramel inside. I snack hard on those beauties!!!!!

Well if you havent got it by now you never will. There was this thing that happened a few years back, you might not remember it but a few million people got killed for no reason. Not that I'm saying your country has ever been predjudiced or anything. Anyway I'm bored of this, see you around.

I like jammy dodgers

consider it done chucky. The faceman is tired of this gayness. Morons, I bid you goodbye.

My god, you bunch of absolute morons! have you even noticed how absurd this thread is?

mainly in the north near hannover

yeah germans would know all about predjudice. Your speciality you could say.

at least thats the impression i got when i was forced to live in that shit-hole of a country for 5 years.

why do all germans idolise david hasselhoff? is it the bouffon, snazzy dress sense or simply the fact that all germans wish they were americans from the 1980's. Viva la hoff

well i can order macdonalds, ein TS Maxi menu mit cola light und zwei barbeque sosse

Yeah gut, Du Arschloch hasselhoff liebevoller Sorry about the translation my germans a bit rusty

If Chris Martin had hair like this then maybe he would stop making crap music and giving his kids stupid names. Apple? WTF?

Unlike mine, you don't get barnets like that anymore. Retro 80's chiq

dolls displease the faceman as does coldplay and chris martins shit haircut

although hp also rocks

Indeed, the faceman concurs. Relish pleases him.

so you laugh at the facemans visage eh? well it was good enough for your mum, nob head

ondes, you are a complete gayer

I hate people who take up loads of space, nobbers. Just to get yourself noticed. Also Chesney Hawkes rocks hard dude!!

coldplay are gay, FACT. If their music was good then fair enough. But its absolute shite!!! sub-standard U2 at best.

where have you been Les Dennis? Prime time television has suffered since youve been off our screens. You truly are the king of light entertainment.

cheers mate, always nice to meet a fan

Why do you all idolise coldplay, and that massive gayboy that is Chris Martin? get with it man, start listening to real music you bunch of nob-jockeys! The Faceman is waiting for your pitiful insults

You are all a bunch of geeks

Barbeque sauce all the way