The Faceman

Yeah, they make your mouth water. I prefer the lamb sensatuion ones though, they're the shizzle ya'll!

the faceman has never experienced these "King" crisps that you talk of, they don't look very fancy like.

kettle are really posh, i prefer normal one's though. the salt and vinegar ones they do taste funny.

peanut butter, has a strange consistency very sticky, tastes ok though.

what butter or marmite?

Loads of butter greatly pleases me. Poising your toast by adding marmite does not however.

they were indeed minging. They didn't last very long at all.

Well you either love it or hate it I suppose. I think it tastes like shit but that's just me. Does anyone remember those chocolate crisps that got released for about 2 weeks before the all got recalled. They fucking minged man.

and yeah salt n' shake rocked hard dude!!

You have angered The Faceman. Marmite is a disgusting substance made from the left overs of the fermentation process. My pallete will taste such cullinary monstrosities.

There have been many great choices thus far. However we have all forgotten what very well may be the greatest crisp ever released. The great "Skip"

Hmm. it's been a while since I've seen a packet of those beauties. Yes, yes, I recall them now. They had superb "melt in your mouth" qualities.

The Faceman stands corrected Sofia, an apology has been issued. Tzatziki crisps are now re-entered into the debate. Let the battle commence.

The Faceman approves of The Steph approving of The Faceman. He does indeed remeber Spring onion crisps, the Smiths crisps variety however. He does not recall walkers ever releasing any.

Cheers for that, nob-head. Why would I ever want to make any contact with you apart from to dish out some grief? Ignore away mon frere.

I have experienced tzatziki on my many travels. A garlick based affair if I remember correctly. I recollect this substance being good for the tastebuds, not for the breath however. Also as it's a dip I'll have to discount it from the crisp debate I'm afraid. Sorry Bright, but them's the rules.

ha, you are indeed an udder tool. i couldnt have put it any better myself

I've never harassed anyone in my life. I just dish out grief to complete and utter tools.

i'm not a fan of prawn cocktail twirls, i much prefer the normal Walkers varient.

super, super cool in fact.

Pleased to meet you Magda, you have greatly pleased the faceman with your wise choice of corn based snack. I may have to seduce you.

fucking gimp

Indeed, to counter this The Faceman carries chewing gum wherever he goes. This has two effects it: A. Makes your breath smell minty fresh and B. Makes you look as cool as the fonze when your chewing. No player should leave the house without some.

fair enough, can't argue with that.