The Faceman

Indeed, and those dozy bints she's hanging around with are'nt much better. When I first entered the house I was contemplating whether to slip Teddy Sheringhams missus a length. She'll be lucky if I let her go down on me now.

What? the barbarian?

I hear you there dude, what a complete freakshow of a family. What's going on with her arm? and she's an ex prostitute apparentley. Fu(k knows who'd pay for sex with that beast, certainly not Lt. Templeton Peck.

Ho, ho MC you crack me up. Indeed the T should have been present, unfortunatley with Hannibal now in that big old LA underground in the sky. No-one was there to administer the drugs into his milk. As you know the big man won't fly otherwise. Although I think even he would have met his match in Jade's mum (if she is indeed female)

Nah, Leo went section 8 and tried to break out so I was spared the vote. I'm sure I would have survived anyway, Britains female population would have been in an uproar if they were denied their daily Benedict fix.

Because It 's getting bad in the big brother house. Jade's doing my head in, the faceman has no time for racism.

Eternal life (live from sin-e) Jeff Buckley

80's all the way baby - Rick Astley, Musical Youth, Tiffany, Kylie and Jason the list is endless.

Hmmm 10 although i prefered Thom's mullet look back in the mid 90's.

Dr Pepper is better than cherry coke.

Or better yet, flaming hot monster munch.

That was a close one!

Why didn't Alan get his second series?

What's Sam Malone's secret when it comes to cultivating the perfect bouffont?

Yes, a true legend amongst coldplayers.

Where does Alan get those awesome suits.

^^Well we could go on like this forever, I'll be the bigger man and leave the thread so you can have the last word. And once again.........0

0 nice hats

10

^^ Ha cheers dude, -11/10

Only an 8!!!!!!!! I'm The Faceman, women are powerless to resist me.

Huey Lewis And The News - Back in Time

I cant get enough of those fetching Y-Fronts.

A big fat 10 for you my friend.