Alan Partridge

Salami, yes very nice indeed. I'm also i big lover of salami

Hello everybody, the Partdrige is back. Nice to see everybody again. My favourite sandwich, i would have to say is a cheese and pickle sandwich, you can't beat a bit of pickle on cheese now and again, what's your favourite?

Yeah, i only joined this site yesterday to make new friends and staright away she give me abuse calling me a spammer. After finding out what the word spammer means, i think it is disgraceful that she immediately labeled me as one.

Well i've moved into the house now. Sonya still lives in the caravan though but that doesn't matter she's just a lodger really, we've come to some sort of arrangment. All my james bond tapes got ruined, lynne knocked them into a bucket thing full of sunnny delight, i can act them out myself though, i know them all word for word.

A-team vs battlestar galactica would have been a good debate to have on the show, i could have even of had you on it along as you turned up because i booked roger moore once and he never showed up, he got stuck at chisik roundabout. I had it all worked out aswell, i was gonna say AHHAAAAA, i've been expecting you mr bond, which i had.

that's a good therory faceman, the cheaper the crisp, the better the taste. The next cheap packet of crisps i see i might have to buy them and give them a taste. What's your favourite crisp would be a great name for a television show, if only i got that second series.

Thank you but i have to say i'm only alan. I've just read a thread accusing me of being chucky aswell and logging in with the same computer? Believe what you will but i am here only to be a nice guy.

I seem to offend people easily anyway, it's one of my downfalls in life. I don't mean to, i just try to be a nice guy. This time i don't even know what i've done wrong, and i keep getting called a spam.

Well tell me what it means first. It doesn't sound nice, it sounds like your having ago at me or something? Why, i've done nothing wrong?

What is spamming?

What do you mean?

Thank you very much sally, you have made me feel welcome. How r u on this mighty fine day?

Hey fonzie, i'm not bad. Your looking good as always, still the ladies man i see?

Knowing you whoever you may be?