Alan Partridge

Yeah he is obviously a special needs child. Well in that case lets hunour the guy and post in his thread that has been made for him out of sympathy, poor lad!

I strongly surgest letting this thread die. James Blunt is a fucking moron! By posting in it you are just keeping it alive, start a revolution and stop posting in it. Boycott it completely then the Partridge would be happy.

Read the first comment posted by Chucky. I think he's trying to say that what's the point in people having their own thread and if someone like Sniggirb gets one made for him then surely everyone should have one made for them because what has he done to be so special? He's done nothing?

Yeah Gwyneth Paltrow would definitely get kicked out of the Partridges bed. Sonya wouldn't be happy for starters about another women being in my bed with me but like The Faceman said, she's far too much on the skinny side for my liking!

Sonya

That it is indeed my friend, anyway the Partridge has to spread his wings and fly for today but will return tomorrow. See you then MC, bye.

Norwich

Yes the Faceman is fully aware of my feeling towards them.

If there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

I'm Afraid not, i'm strongly against the geordie scum. No offence to any geordies intended.

Back in the past, that's all you'll get out of me, sorry but that would be telling.

The Faceman has been a friend of the Partridges for many many years, back in the school days.

You could say that, he has a few things to sort out but if i told you then i'd have to kill you and i don't want to have to do that MC. You've become a central part of the Faceman/Partridge partenship now and you would be a great loss. He will be arriving tomorrow for sure.

Hopefully MC, hopefully. What has the Partridge missed out on today? Anything special?

If you were in the know Rick8 and on the ball with all the crazy shinanigans you would have wrote "Who gives a flying PLUCK". But i'll choose to let it slip this time even though you have been a non believer of the Partridges threads in the past, along with others.

yeah but it would build up to a lapdance, well anyway Gitto, the offer still stands if you ever change your mind.

Well normally a charge would be appropriate but as if it for you, you get this privilege free of charge darling.

Well it's involves me and a pole with my tight pants on that r shown in the picture.

That's good to hear. Gitta, would you like me to lapdance for you?

Yes well said Faceman, MC_Squared is now a fully fledged member of our alliance and a very welcome one at that aswell.

Well in that case, "SUPER, SMASHING, GREAT!"

Who is this Joker?

He did shite! He was a disgrace to himself, his family and his nation! That sums his singing career up aswell i think.

Yeah, they always let us down in the world cup but to be fair to them it's always because we get robbed by stupid things like, hand of god, flucky freekicks, etc. I can't wait to see what it is this year.