Alan Partridge

On form again i see MC_Squared :laugh3: Yes i certainly look the Part-ridge.

That's right my friend, the Partridge can make anything look good. At the moment i'm wearing shorts, a vest and my coat tired around my waist, all topped off with my brand new golf gloves and if i don't say so myself i can tell you, i certainly look the part.

Make it a better place, For you, And for me, And the entire human race!

Well i would have to say that i categorise my style as sports casual. I can blend into all enviroments and all cultures, i'm an Alan of all trades.

Here's my editing for you. If i get banned then so be it but i would just like to say that all Alan has ever done is stress his opinions. The only people Alan has encounted problems with are people who were non believers who posted on my threads saying they were pointless and useless.

Alyssa, it's ok that you do this because you are a favourite of Sam's and any friend of Sam's is a good friend of mine. But as for Rick8, i surpose you think your being "COOL' or "FUNNY' by leaving loads of little smileys but the fact of the matter is and we all no it. You are a spammer, a born and bread fully fledged spammer. Keep up the good work, never let that spam die or otherwise you would be fucked because there is nothing else you are good at

Wowwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, how original, how ever did you think of that, you have really impressed me this time. 8,099 posts. Fuck it do another, make it 8,100.

Another great piece of spamming to add to your post whore status, well done.

Yeah that makes perfect sense sam. I can't believe i didn't think of that earlier. Of course ClearAsCrystal you are Rick8 aren't you? It all makes perfect sense now, just come out and admit it, no one will be bothered as long as you do the right thing, we all know the truth now. That's nice work that Sam, Columbo would be proud.

Secondly, you call me and others fake and told me to write something personal about myself on my profile but and it's a big BUT. I've been on your profile and not once do you mention your real name or say anything personal about yourself. To be honest with you, it's left blank. All you've wrote is "In your loving arms" under location. Now i'm pretty sure that isn't where your from, hahahah. GET A GRIP of yourself and sort your profile out first then i'll change mine to make you happy you FAKE!

AHHAAAAAAAAAA, firstly i don't own the faceman profile and never have and never will, so you stand corrected, unlucky,hahahaha. So the faceman's comments is all his own words. Sorry that your upset about someone else agreeing with me and also against what you say, sorry but all people have their own opinions. Don't worry i'm sure one day someone will agree with yours, hold in there, never give up. Keep posting and one day it will happen and if not i'll leave you a comment agreeing with you if that would make you feel better?

WOWWEEEEEEEEEE, what an original come back. Oh no sorry you've just copied and pasted it off all your other threads because it's all you seem to write. So why don't you come back when you've got something decent to reply with.

The reason i address Rick8 as Rick8 is because That's his/her title, just like i would call you ClearAsCrystal. How am i meant to know peoples names you fucking Freak! Use your real names if you don't want to be addressed as ClearAsCrystal or Rick8, you bunch of red necked hillbilly fucks!

It was never intended as an insult. All i was doing was stating the fact that your a post whore, which you are and it's good you can admit that. Now there is 2 questions you haven't answered. "What did you mean by that comment" and "Can i call you SLICK RICK" ?? To be honest with you, i couldn't care less what you meant by that comment. Whether it was intended to be bad or good, all i ever wanted was an explanation which you have failed to give me on 3 occasions now. My point is, don't post comments if you don't have an answer. It's wasting my time, your time and everybody elses time, so GET A GRIP!

I've got a version of ABBA's timeless classic Waterloo sung by Chris Martin and Gary Wilmot

I don't wind myself up, all i originally said was "What exactly did you mean by that comment Rick8?" In which you didn't reply with an answer, just another pointless comment to boost your "post whore" status up a bit. So i'll ask you once again Rick8. What exactly did you mean by that comment? By the way can i call you "Slick", Rick?

How did I? I'm in perfect working order i'll have you know.

What exactly are you meaning by that comment Rick8?

Yes indeed faceman. Wings are the band the beatles could have been. I also love the beatles and i would have to say that my favourite album would be, eh, the best of the beatles.

Yes the Partridge has many doors closed and your right you can't ever know someone completely but the Partridge's mind is so full of magical wisdom there just isn't enough time in the world to share my knowledge.

Give me a good old ABBA tune any day of the week.

"She dances on the sand" Something is definitely going wrong around here!