Funky_Chicken

AW, we don't mean no harm, Mon! I and I's just here to have a little fun! *smoke, smoke*

WHat's so great about da duck? Wouldn't you rather fuck da chicken?

Too bad you misssed it, Mon. You seem like a nice girl!

If your jacket's falling to da floor every 2 minutes, you need a man with a more sturdy coat-hook!!

-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!

Somethin' like dat. More like a fillet...mmm...I'm gettin' the munchies again!

Phew...somethin's smellin' a little ripe around here. Maybe someone ought to be listennin' to Ode To Deodorant!!

Ooh! I could go for some o' dem. I spent the whole mornin' smokin up, and now I got a serious case o' da munchies!!

Aw...too bad, Mon. Oh well. He only had the white stuff. I only dig the green stuff...shit...I'm outta green stuff!! Gotta go score, Mon. Catch ya later!!

You could go to Asia and catch the chicken flu...hope dat doesn't happen to me!!

Check dis out, Mon!!http://www.laut.de/vorlaut/news/2006/04/25/01926/index.htm

Last time I checked, Mon, it was in your mouth. You should replace it with a big fat spliffy!!

Dat's me favorite show, Mon!!

I'd love to hear Chrissy sing dat!!

I like the song he wrote about roosters...I tink it's called 'Cocks'!!

Them English are always chattering on about 'birds', so I tink they'd find me hot!!

No...Actually, I hear that tastes more like...fish!

Chris: I've heard you're a vegan...and I'd like to personally thank you for that! What was it made you choose a vegan lifestyle? Was it your deep love for all chickens everywhere?

Smoke a little weed...you'll feel all better!! Either that, or decide you have less than 24 hours to live;) . Lonnie: When you've got a secret, then you've got to keep it. When you have questions, answers will come!

I may be a pot-smoking, sex-crazed rasta-chicken, but that doesn't mean i don't know something about the world. You need advice? I got it! You got boy-trouble? I'll fix it! You got a bag o' weed and some potato chips? I'll tell ya anyting you wanna hear!!!

This sweet little hen could sure use a nice big cock!!!

seeds, corn, chicken feed...then I had a little spliff..potato chips, mars bars, soda pop, popcorn, 2 tubs of ice-cream and a jar of chipdip!!