Funky_Chicken

You sure? It got messy last time i tried layin' eggs...besides, you're God...can't you just create 100 eggs a day? And 78 pounds of dope for me?

Oh nooooo...well at least you tink all man kind should abstain from eating me, right?

Should all man kind abstain from eating meat...and poultry?? sorry...I pecked the enter key twoce...

Should all man kind abstain from eating meat...and poultry??

I lover her so much! She's my favorite adcress! LONG LIVE GWYNETH POULTRY!!!!

I guess that makes me 'Finger Lickin' Good'!!

Mine's not so hot. I get the munchies alot, and all those potato chips go straight to me tighs!

No, Mon! I tink they ought to make a Reggae record. I can hear it now...Yellow set to a nice, mellow beat. *smoke, smoke*

Or Green Eyes! You are what you smoke!!

I got this Rasta buddy, says aliens are already in the White House...NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I like 'God Put A Smile Upon Your Face'! It must be about when God Created Ganga!! That puts a big smile upon my face!!!

воском воском воском воском воском воском воском свеча cluck cluck cluck! Doe she know any Bob Marley? That's good tunes!

Ok. I'll do me best...*squat, grunt, push, squalk* There you go...oh, sorry Mon, that's just poop! Oh well, you're God. Turn it into eggs, I'm goin' for a smoke!!

I only got fuckin' dope! Ever since I took up smokin', I forgot how to lay eggs.

Oh Jah! We be havin' a jammin' wedding party!! I'd offer to have your child, but you know...I ain't exactly no virgin! *wink*

You never heard the expression 'get laid'? Jeez!

And she's not as cute as me!! Aw...how sweet that they made a thread for me!

If she so perfect, she want world peace. If she want world peace, she no want to hurt me. So you shouldn't want bad things to happen to me,, right? (...that should tie her brain up for a few hours.)

Ooh...that's so sad!! Will there be grass at the funeral?

Why you wanna go startin' rumors about a nice lady like meself? Smoke a little jay, you'll feel all better!!

What a coinky-dink! It's me birthday too! I know you got the white stuff, but I only like the all-natural green stuff! You got any o' that? Oh Jah!! It that really you?

I'm scared!! How much damage can 3 people do??

I al'ready told you, combs are MUCH hotter than mullets! You'd have to be smoking a great big spliffy to want a mullet! And if you're into that Cosmo crap, you've obviously already smoked a gret big spliffy!! Now, where are them drugdealers you mentionned?