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Tony Montana

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Everything posted by Tony Montana

  1. Enough of this bullshit!!! *shoots* *dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah* FUCKING DEAD, ALL!!!
  2. I will kill both!!! Get dressed, we marry!!!
  3. You know who am I? I am a political refugee from Cuba!! SO DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AT MY HOUSE!!
  4. Oh fuck the duck!! She cheated on me!! I will kill her!!! *gets the gun* *jumps into the Cadillac* *drives aways and looks for MM*
  5. Yeah, looks like I need another one!! Fuck that mental bitch!! *dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah in the air*
  6. We don't need them here in this paradise! They are communists!
  7. I've actually killed that Homopoly fag!!! Hey, someone get that Marilyn here, or I'll have to look for a new wife!
  8. Fucking gays! We need to get rid of them! *shoots in the air*
  9. Where the fuck is my wife by the way??
  10. Everyone's invited! We just need to get that Gay Priest!!! Yeyo, pussies, whiskey everything's here! Enjoy! It's free today!! *sniffs some yeyo*
  11. He's hiding! Can't find him! We better postpone it!
  12. I wanna mess with you!!! Come on, Julie! Let's talk!!
  13. Then I will kill you!! *dah dah* Shit, missed!
  14. yes, you are!! *sends a helicopter to Romania*
  15. Would you like to help me in killing the Monopoly Man? I got some nice offer (4 Billion $)!! Let's say I'll give 10 percent of that!
  16. Sure you can!! Just bring Grace with!!!
  17. HAHA! Yeah, let's the party begin! But first I have to murder the Monopoly Man! See ya later!
  18. Everyone's invited, but that motherfucker Sosa who tried to kill me!!! Tis gonna be the biggest marriage coldplaying has ever seen!! *laughs out loud*
  19. Yes, you really should!! *gives her 500$r* *spanks her ass* *smokes a Cuban cigar*
  20. I heard one song by Coldplay and it was shit!

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