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Tony Montana

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Everything posted by Tony Montana

  1. Yeeeahhh, baby! I like that! Let's dance!!! *looks for some ABBA vinyls*
  2. I'm good to everyone who's not Communist, a cop and who doesn't fuck up with me!
  3. I like that attitude! *slaps twice on DreamAfterChristmas' ass*
  4. Have we ever fuc... I mean have we ever met before, you hot thing?
  5. Yeah, that was as funny as your sad face! NOW GET OUT and grow some hair, and don't forget to buy some clothes! Don't forget, we are in 80s, baby!!
  6. Hey Foxy! You come up with the best ideas on this forum! I like you and I like orgy! Say hello to my friend Richard, the Little! *takes off the pants*
  7. My wife's whining!
  8. NEVER MENTION A WORD FATHER OR DAD AT TONY MONTANA'S PLACE!!! I NEVER HAD ONE! Today you can buy some nice clothes, here's 200, 400, six, seven, eight... 800$. I hope that's enough! And hey, change that fucking something that you wear, that's just disgusting! See you later!
  9. Lonnie, you deliver me a good Cuban non-communistic pussy for 1kg yeyo? How about that?
  10. You look like a fucking cop, Jerrie! And I fucking hate cops! I tell you this only once!
  11. ^ Slow down, man! Slow down, idiot! You don't talk like that to Tony Montana at his place! NEVER! But hey, I like that attitude! Wanna be a companion?
  12. Hey Lonnie! I like your attitude, brother! If you want a pussy with some yeyo, you know where to find me!
  13. Hey hey! What's going on? This place changed a lot since some cops tried to kill me some hours ago!!! You don't ask questions here, you answer them, got that? I said: GOT THAT????
  14. I like killing for fun!
  15. Oh come on! I don't kill on such sunny days like today! Baby, have some heroin and jump to my jacuzzi, por favor!
  16. What a great thread! I support the idea! Some 80s disco would be just ace! Just imagine Tony Montana dancing to Coldplay's disco! Yeah, baby!
  17. Hey wait! Who the fuck are you? Some wannabe American superhero? No, you are a fucking communist! Die!!!!!!!
  18. And now what? You want to get that gun into your mouth?
  19. Yeah, baby! Let's celebrate my comeback! Here's some fresh yeyo from my friend Sosa! Enjoy!
  20. They tried to kill me, they didn't succeed!!! So in an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!
  21. His last words were... What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way! *Cops have arrived!* * dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah* * dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah* *those fucks killed Tony...* *he was about to reach his 74th post...*
  22. Your wife=my wife, we deal!

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