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Thanks! You guys love your fanfic right? Why does it always have to be homoerotic? Jed bad girls

Good question. I know for certain that parts of it will be released very soon (before the new year). As for the full thing, it depends on the reaction people have to the previews. Like anything, if there is a demand, and people want it, then it shall happen. I firmly believe coldplay fans will be happy when this thing happens soon. Its Ash related, so in case I disappear I recommend regularly visiting ash-official.com :) (thats a clue). I hope the full thing does come out soon as I've already written Slashed 2! you heard it here first! Jed chris' ghost

80 minutes I believe. Jed quite short

Yes he is in it LOTS! He even dies in one bit and goes to heaven and meets god! Jed spoiler alert

Uh huh. I'm a tease alright! Jed that's me!

No, unfortunately it's not wish fulfilment fanfic! It's just pure horror! Though when jonny dies, there is alot of love and cradling... Jed true love

Hell yeah, everyone should add me! Jed new friends!

Ok... So datsun ford (jonny) gets seperated from sherbet bones (chris) in a hotel where the killer (an axe wielding demon in a bloody wedding dress) and is 'hacked to bits'! Sherbet finds a hacked off hand and vows revenge. He tracks down the killer but is cornered... He spouts lots of poetry to confuse the killer but is himself hacked to bits. It's better than I explained above of course as chris is in his boxer shorts and there are limbs and blood flying everywhere! Throughout the whole film, the duo quiz celebrities on the killer as it's only famous people getting killed in horrific ways. Also in the original script, chris talks to his FBI boss alot who is himself in fact a sadistic killer. Basically there is alot of blood and monsters and killers and gore. A bit like twilight but sexier! Jed some info!

It's not fair if I just pm a few people! I don't think enough people are interested. If more people ask I'll tell you what happens! Jed it's good!

If everyone promises not to spread it, I'll tell you what happens to both of them. Who wants to know? Jed hands up!

It's very similar! Just a funny face and big letters! Oh and in case people wonder, I always put 2 words after my name. I can't help it! Jed bit weird

So you did! Jonny has one too but I don't have that! Jed sorry peeps!

It's the FBI pass he wears in the film. Have you guys seen it before? Jed can't remember

hello again! i couldnt find that audio clip! It HAS been years since it was made! Dont worry though, i promise there is not long to wait for some goodies! and yes ill take that :kiss: please :) Jed thanks swedish!

and this one. Jed better one

found this on another thread (which got it from somewhere else that i posted it) Jed 2003? ha!

No, the full film won't be released before Xmas. Also I've been checking my hard drives for the promised audio and can't find it yet. Ill keep trying! Jed I promise

Ha thanks. Just buy the DVD if it ever gets released! Jed ker ching!

Yes. I'll upload chris' final speech. I know I have it somewhere! Jed just audio

I can do better than that. I'll upload something tonight. Jed audio files...

Yep, back in 2003! Jed long time

I can't just post the whole script! Jed ha ha

Yep I have the script so I know all the quotes! Jed nice clip

well Tim said last week that they were looking for other ways to release the footage. If its what I think it is, then it should be before the end of the year. Jed but sshh

its so funny that all people know are those quotes! Jed quite ltd