Bonus_mosher

Dinner? oh no, we'll just skip that and go straight for dessert :wink3:

Relax, you're normal, That's often common in girls who haven't met me before. :P

I never had hot weather, I slept though it all thankyouverymuch. :laugh3: seriously though, I went to croydon with work last month, it was 33 degrees, I got sunburnt on my forearms, bad times.

the legal side? no?

look it's not important what they are, what's important is that I quite clearly stuff my pants with cheese flavoured triangular crisps, surely :uneasy: :P

I hate you :P

I live in sunderland. it's been foggy as fuck all day. might as well piss down.

I went for the cheese flavour, I respect cool original too damn much to put it down my pantyhose. that's right, I said PANTYHOSE

:lol: that's immense! OKAY OKAY!!! I STUFFED THEM WITH DORITO'S! YOU HAPPY NOW!?? I LIKE THE CRUNCH IN MY LOINS! :cry:

why thank you mich! they're not stuffed by the way! :shifty:

it's my new tan, obviously.

Ahoy there sailor! :)

me :)

.......:stunned: you are filthy! :P I like "would I lie to you" on bbc 1 on friday nights, BRILLIANT comedy, and mock the week, and QI and 8 out of 10 cats, the list is endless! :D

look the important thing isn't WHO I am, it's WHERE I am, and now I'm here, let the drooling commence :)

:surprised:

okay ladies, you can stop pretending to be posting pictures of men other than me because you think I might sneek a peak in here... honestly I DONT MIND!! continue posting, dreaming and drooling over me, it's FINE! :P

LOL My favourite peep show moment is this! I defy anybody to better it :P Mark is drunk, middle of the day walking through the streets when sophie and her new boyfriend walk by him, and see he has a wet patch on his trousers, they laugh at him Sophie: look at you mark, you've WET YOURSELF!! (they continue to laugh at him as they walk away) Mark (voiceover): HAH! Well I'll have the last laugh, because little do they know I've actually CAME IN MY PANTS! :lol:

which bit is that again? what's hibbleton? Is it season 6 because I feel like I saw that very recently, possibly half asleep lol

:cry: but....but... but... I remembered!

:lol: LOL these are all GREAT guys! :D

:lol: How'd I forget the mighty scrubs! :surprised: --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zye4TV7FYh8 :D

I've not seen one of these around in all the time I've been here, and god damn it there are so many hillarious quotes. I'm going to share some of mine, then you share yours :) "In MY opinion, women who work in factories are just sluts!" - Gareth Keenan, The office "You are a smelly pirate HOOKER! go back to your home on...WHORE ISLAND!" - Ron Burgandy, Anchorman "I said, 'If Head Office try and come here and interfere, they've got me to contend with, okay? You can go and fiddle with Neil's people, but I'm the head of this family. You're not going to fiddle with my children. I am, if anyone does.'" - David Brent, The Office This whole scene is the funniest ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNz2Sjz7DF0

Don't apologise, I hope you choke and die.....

I love how discreet we are over here! :P