RedGirl76

Natalie Portman is beautiful - that's not a weird crush!

Can you write with both hands, or is it that you use one for writing and the other for things like scissors or playing sports?

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I would class Hugh Laurie as a red head :confused:

And that, my darling Jamie, is why I love you more than most of the people I actually know! :kiss:

Eh? Don't get that comment... but I do remember it was your original reply on here that made me realise we were meant to be friends... do you remember who you said?

Herzlichen Gluckwunsch Zum Geburtstag :smug:

Decided to bump my old thread seeing as my weird celebrity crush, Simon Pegg, is everywhere at the moment. Message to new posters: this thread is where you post crushes you have on celebrities who are not normally percieved as "hot". It is not a refuge for Jamie's sick jokes (he's started his own Master Debate thread for that!)

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If it helps, a friend of mine said mgmt were rubbish live. I love their album but my friend said it was like watching karaoke

Welcome to our beautiful world (what took ya so long???) :)

April 27, 2009 - submitted by Jo Ann, United States of America Q. I have tickets for the July 11th show at The Gorge in George Washington, USA. It is the first Coldplay concert I have been able to attend (finally!) And I was hoping to go with my husband, but he tells me he doesn't want to go. The concert is 8 hours from my house and nothing is going to keep me from going, but I really don't want to drive all that way by myself and I have two great seats. What should I do? I don't really have too many friends where I live yet and my family lives states away. Going to this concert is on my list of things to do before I die (even before Italy). Any ideas on how I can go without being all alone at the concert? I hope you can help me, no one else has any ideas for me. Thanks, from Coldplay's biggest fan.....jo :O) The Oracle replies: Talk to your husband again. Although he doesn't "want" to go perhaps he will if he thinks about how much you want to go and how far you are prepared to travel - alone. It'd be a shame to miss out. Maybe there will be something he would like to do in the future that you don't; you can repay him by sacrificing your time to go along?

April 27, 2009 - submitted by acameron, Canada Q. Does the all-knowing Oracle ever "talk to The Universe" as advised in 'The Secret'? The Oracle replies: I spent all year doing that in 2008. I have just started again as it did seem to work from the sublime to the ridiculous!

Fresh answers: April 27, 2009 - submitted by jake, United Kingdom Q. Hey, in one of your interviews on YouTube, the guy interviewing you said that Jonny's daughter came up with Violet Hill? is that true or was it a joke? 'Cause my sheet music said written by you four. Violet Hill rocks! V i v a v i v a! The Oracle replies: Given that she was a baby at the time it's impossible! Her name is Violet, though Violet Hill is a place. You sheet music is correct.

Just as long as he isn't in to puppets...

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How come it took you so long to get here?

Sorry, Simon, but after the Jamie & Chris love-in, we might not have time for your antipodean routine...

Jamie needs an avi

We need a mod to get things back on track around here!

Maybe I'm not Carla... maybe I'm Mehki Pffeiffer in 8 Mile - the ref in the battle, only instead of MC'ing you'll be trading jokes & puns...

See, this is classic Jamie... you make a really cool pop culture reference of a tv show that I absolutely love... ... then you ruin it with a really tasteless joke (I'm looking forward to giving you a slap when I see you)

Talking about liking minors "an appropriate amount"... we get training on that at work all the time :laugh3:

Bring on the "guy-love" :D

I'm going to spend an entire day just not getting you two, aren't I? Does that make me Carla? :thinking: