Phantom of the Opera

You can't beat a good pair of dungarees, it's more or less what defines a man

It's worth a look. At the very least then you can get Mr T to umpick some of the stitches and sew you a new one if you get two

I haven't seen it...but considering Noel's size...might I suggest Adams?

That sounds bloody marvellous. Like game pie, except it'll be my game filling her pastry

Like venison?

She's not going to break the bank is she...and by that I don't mean the sperm bank. Believe me, I've got plenty of supplies as far as that's concerned

Nothing like a good dose of the Clap

Ah I'm always partial to a decent red. And I mean both in wine and the colour of the lady's hair if you get my meaning. Count me in

Indeed as would I Sir Face. Of course the phrase "letting her sit on your face" wouldn't restrict her as to where exactly on you she could sit

Oh yes indeed. An instant ban on burberry clothing of any sort should be passed, with Kate Moss, the main instigator, being forced to sit on my face

SPELT

Let's face it, he'd do a better job then Blair...he's worse than trying to cure Thrush with breadcrumbs

Yeah I know what you mean. They should put these warning labels on the packets

To be fair, condoms aren't as safe as they once were. Someone I knew was wearing one and he got knocked down by a bus

hahahhahahahaha

Really there's nothing that solves problems than a good old angry shag

I think you guys should just solve all your problems by sleeping together

Your private parts are like a dam!?! Tres formidable!

Like wolves amongst the sheep...or something

I think Rick is basically just saying "get your tits out"

No. Besides which it was so poorly written I refuse to give it any credibility whatsoever

yeah. I'll PM you my address