Phantom of the Opera

I'll look into it for you, and ask Debs, she may at least be able to reactivate your account :)

It's only as hard as you make it Prostitution is always the way forward. Are you talking about your account, or mine...if yours, did you activate your account when you signed up? Yes, and Lasagne

hahaha yeah I've generally neglected this thread...I'll back track a tad now...

Yes, I know...I was being sarcastic

Clearly he's impressed by her wide grasp of the English language

Oh HELL No!!

I really like that...although I never give 10 for anything sooo....9/10

No. Instead I shall listen to far superior music. Don't get me wrong...some of your choices are ok, just the ones I listed are not adequate for my substantially superior music tastes

Yeah I should look into it...I'm not sure how many still publish short stories...it seems to be a dying art hmm

haha cheers :) Glad you liked Soiled Sheets too!!

This is true. Have you heard that rapscallion Jamie Cullum's version of "Lover..."? It made my ears bleed with a ferocity that can only be likened to a period

Well that is indeed something to look forward to. And you don't even need to write a gratifying and self fulfilling record to do it. Alas though chaps, I must bid you adieu and get some sleeping done. All the best

The Faceman is wise. Especially regarding those he has named. What a shame dear Jeff did not live long enough to give us more of his thoughtful songs and incredible voice eh?

The only problem I have with that is that the Tyrannosaurus has such tiny arms making masturbation difficult

Well even the most proficient of sexual predators would be inferior to you and the Face

And it just happens to be moderately superior to that of Chris015...although considering their signature information, I wouldn't rely on their musical taste too much.... Keane? No Oasis? No U2? No Bon Jovi? NO Arctic Monkeys? No Maroon 5? No RHCP? OH HELL NO Duran Duran? NO

Certainly my original forum doesn't have such sexual awesomeness in its ranks. They rely on me to draw in all the ladies, and while my body is rippled and my tan flawless, there's only so much a man can do

Personally I think you need a Selleck tache to give it that extra touch..although Selleck has been around these parts and failed, so maybe the world's moved on...

Indeed. Any forum would be fortunate to have such an established celebrity

And on the flip side, you know you can use her clothing as a tent if you're ever unlucky enough to get stuck in a field

I'm straight and even I would give the Faceman a bit of hairy cock