Phantom of the Opera

No, as my answers do not recur, and do not merely ask you the same question back

That's the end intention, yes. Although it's still going to take a year or two yet to qualify :)

I certainly am, although I would rather be out getting drunk

The moon affects the tides, and the tides in turn affect the wind. There isn't a direct link really, more of a chain effect. That all depends on your time difference

I live in the city of Lichfield, 20 miles from Birmingham in the UK, or as Blur would say "I live in a house, a very big house in the countraaaaaay

Because he moisturises daily and anyone would look good in comparison to 3 other average middle class tossers

Inquisition is a good way of learning and should be kept up at all times

As a means of circulating the air, although it is pretty determinate on the position of the moon, and thus the sea tides. It also helps to remove cigarette smoke and flatulance

grid referrence A6

Well do, it's fricking awesome

Most likely on your bedroom floor, you mucky pup!

Well I'm currently doing a law degree, I guess that sort of counts :D

It is an artistic impression of "Unborn Chicken Voices in My Head", a line from Paranoid Android, by Radiohead

They will often repeat themselves, and avoid making eye contact

The bald one. Less money spent on shampoo

you can, but only if you send me a midget as payment. Via paypal if possible

None. Stun the bad guys with some magic dance moves, grab the snake and turn it on them, then laugh quietly as all but myself dies. Also wonder how the hell a grown man can mother a child

Perhaps once I know you a little better, and you post pics of yourself wearing nothing but a small dog

I haven't lied once yet in this thread

It is a vain attempt to be amusing, while also boosting my post count

My superhuman powers take a little while to warm up. Meanwhile, may I suggest Llama magazine for instant fun and laughter

An inconsiderable amount to which only the Japanese truly have an instant answer