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Phantom of the Opera

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  1. It is blue. It is also electronic, adding to stimulation
  2. I once played Phantom of the Opera in an amateur production, and it's my favourite part to date
  3. No, but I did try and have sex with a hook. A clothes hook at that. Wooden. Varnished. mmmm
  4. Headless Chick:Yes. It is always good to be able to play an instrument, and gives you a topic of conversation in public places such as public baths, public houses, and public brothels
  5. You can't rub out a pen, silly
  6. Your point is to grow up an make the world a significantly better place by inventing the self sharpening pencil
  7. Because if our bodies were made of liquorice we would be munched on by the fellow man
  8. Bones support body structures, protect internal organs, and (in conjunction with muscles) facilitate movement; are also involved with cell formation, calcium metabolism, and mineral storage.
  9. And I'll tell you no lies. As obscure as you like.
  10. No. The next enjoys eating insects on a Friday evening
  11. haha that one was only because you made a point of it :D
  12. I know. Annoying isn't it. Like an itch you can't reach
  13. How sweet. Like a stripper covered in honey
  14. It's a pleasure to meet you Ani
  15. Well if your mother does too, chances are you probably are
  16. My name is Seán
  17. "It would be hard" Well that's what you'd be hoping for, yes
  18. you guys look happier than a paedophile in a nursery
  19. What about if you had sex while watching Coldplay, it would make the need for a support act obsolete
  20. I'd never get any work done
  21. It's ok I guess The next loves swimming in pools of baked beans wearing nothing but a tutu
  22. Me too. I almost want to have some fitted myself

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