Phantom of the Opera

^That's being a tad presumptious don't you think?

See that's what I thought. As impossible as me giving birth to a dodo

I guess there's a techincal problem (as indicated above), or you're just not awesome enough. I'd imagine moreso the first one

night Bonnie! x

9..chucklerific

I dunno...Mick Jagger is a bloody horrific man, but I bet he still got his share of groupies

I guess you have to thank his parents. Although considering his genius, I bet he still got a frequent shag

hahaa oh dear

hmm it's most likely those wax or plastic fruit you get in the kitchen displays at Ikea

Nutritionally it's better for you than any other fruit, as well as tasting the nicest :)

Banana..it's the best fruit ever

Yeah, the pollen attatches to their feelers and then when they move to the next flower, that pollen then goes into the next one.

^haha nice one

In order to torture your very soul. Also as a way of transferring pollen so that flowers can reproduce

At least six feet wide

thankyou thankyou thankyou :D

Like my video collection

haha I guess I did :P My body is often likened to Adonis, of course

Ironically, this is also of topic in the sex thread. My intelligent thread wasn't meant for this sordid debate! :D

Of course a porn movie demands high quality acting talent

If you get around to writing a movie, and need a lead actor.... <<<<< ;)

I'd buy it

That which you find yourself most suited. I would advise porn star, but you shouldn't take my advice..unless that occupation appeals to you