Glossal Fragster

Normal service will resume, as soon as you apologise and say I'm the king of all things.

I like the fact he went to all that trouble, just to teach me some sort of lesson. He didn't like the thread I made about him and Chris, so he thought this would be a very witty idea.

I know it's Jamie. We'e been talking about is over MSN. He set up a brand new e-mail account, in my name aswell, which is a bit far.

If I cloned myself, I would've been a hell of alot wittier.

If you, or anyone in fact, are not sure, the post count and join date may give you a bit of a clue.

My imposter seems to think I would create links to coldplay.com and coldplaying. No way! I need twit/blog exposure duddddde

It was him! That man! He was me! It was him! A very bad me aswell.

You're really bad at being me, and I would know.

So, since you are me you would agree with everything I say. Jamie is a very annoying little man who actually went through the hassle of setting up a brand e-mail account, just so he could pretend to be me, his idol.

But aren't you me?

Poor Jamie, he just wants to be me. He wishes he had my wit and my style, but unfortunately he is lacking in all departments. Imitation is the biggest form of flattery.

No, 'tis actually .....Hang on, yo ucould edit your post if I told you who it was, No No No!

A question ask to my imposter, if you are me, Who is that in my avatar? (This is like those conversations with my mirror....That I never have.)

It's Jamie. We're chatting about his failure on MSN right now. Jamie, chase me you swine! My avatar is running away!

Smash The System! You're very cool and outrageous!

This reminds me of a bit in the Matrix. Which one is Agent Smith!?

Ah, 'tis Jamie then!

Someone has set up an account called "Coldplay92" but it has a dot after the 92. This is not me and someone having a laugh no doubt. Ignore anything this person says I am Coldplay92 , without the dot. Check my profile for proof :D

He'll be buying some sort of cake no doubt. He'll give it to me thinking I won't be so hard on him. (Dont!)

No, you do not. Now, where is the troublemaker? He's caused alot of trouble that one.

HAHAHA! You clearly do not know the system young child...I laugh in your face of non-schoolness

Well, I suppose you were just copying Jamie, thinking he was cool, I've got news for you....he isn't. If you tidy your desk out and get rid of those rudey pics, you can go for a break.

Thank you for your input. Your post is important to us.

Well, you're slowly going up the ranks and may only have to do 15 minutes of detention now.

Yes, the supply teacher is stuck in traffic, forever it seems. This has caused several pupils to go around, starting new jotters (threads) for no apparent reason. Two of the main culprits include a chap who has named himself JD, and another human boy who calls himself Jizo. These two students have become overly cocky since the teacher disappeared (One more than the other). The man with the alias, JD, recently scrawled the words "Mass Debate" on the front of a jotter. When you first view that you think "Oh, a nice little bit of debating!". However, when you opened the jotter, you could see all it featured was talk of the act of onanism. Any Supply Teachers out there?