Glossal Fragster

Pete's a lovely chap so he better not leave because of a not-so lovely chap. Pete, stay with us.

Hey, I'm still winning. I'm a Criminal! I'm a Criminal!

Ugh. I hate "ASL" so much. I always start of a convo by saying "Hello!", I hate it when some chap just shouts ASL in your face. Imagine that in day to day life, You're introduced to someone new.. "Hello! I'm Ja.." "ASL!" "What?" "Age Sex Location!" "Er..17" "Good. Now, Sex!" "You can't tell?" "SEX!" "Male" "And Location!" "Here...."

Ok then man. Band! What do you want? Can I be Mr. Manager?

Am I getting to be the manager or not? :(

Option 4: With my Fist!

I'm about to be very very witty so get ready, strap yourselves in. Who's Guy?

They will never release it because Chris is about to turn into an alien and fly off up to space, where he will meet a wise man who owns a huge cat, and that cat will try and replace him in the band for a TV series called "Species Swap", the cat will turn into a drug taking alcoholic and this will 'cause the band to fall apart and never play together again until they are about 60. However, Chris successfully portrayed the big cat. Or just when it's finished, yeah.

Aiiiiiiiiii! Where's Ellie? Oh, I mean, Where's the Ellosaurus Rex? I can't really choose members without her skills.....Aiiiii! Respec'

C'mon you lot, where are you sexy gangsta swines hiding?

Good point David. Hey! You're also called David....That must be cool?

Yeah, Suppose. So do you like Mr. David Bowie?

Really? Well it looks average to me. Maybe you're seeing a bigger picture than me somehow...Don't know how that would happen though.

You mean that as in "Huuuuuuugeee! That's cool man." or as in, "Huggggggggggggeeeee! It's too big. Taking up half the page" It surely isn't the second one because it looks average size to moi.

Hello Rick! May I exchange words with you? You can have these words "Hey, How're you man" What ones can I get back?

Indeed. Well, You're definitely in the gang Bruv, all this help Confirmed Gang Line Up So Far: J. Dog Ellosaurus Rex. Briggidy Billy Bob

The words "Bully" and "Simon" don't go together. A texting bully may work. We could get the no.'s of rival gang's and get simon to text them things like. "We is frm da coldplayin mazive. U really do smell nd we is gonna kik ur bottoms. Bye! x"

Bump Bump Bump! Listen to the greatness of Barry everyone :D and then comment on the greatness

I laugh at your words of menace....I say, words, you appear to be doing some text speak.

Not in the least bit menacing.....Aiiiiiiiiii!

Us cool dudes don't say Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!, we say Aiiiiiiiiiiii! Good amount of potential crew members 'ere. Me and the Ellosaurus Rex will probably choose some members tonight, Aiiiiiiiiiii!

Hello!, What up Yo! What da diddlio? These are just some of the phrases we are expecting if you think you're cool enough to be in our gang, The Coldplaying Massive (Aiii!) Me, the J-dog and the Ellosaurus Rex are looking for recruits for the coldplaying massive, or TCM UH!(UH is just like the sound you make) Please write your name below, or call barry on 0968-DIDYOUREALLYTHINKTHEREWOULDBEANUMBERHERE-7684 , if you would like to be considered for the Coldplaying Massive (Aiiiii!) Respec' , and don't go doin' no drive by's! TCM -UH! Peace x

David Bowie Beirut Franz Ferdinand Coldplay Muse

Jeff Buckley - Grace David Bowie - Diamond Dogs David Bowie - Hunky Dory Muse - Origin Of Symmetry Coldplay - X&Y (not the usual coldplay choice, I know)

Porridge makes me sexy.