Glossal Fragster

Well, I woke up in bed with him this morning, and, we're married and everything. If you want him, this will have to turn into a movie plot!

I agree with Beirut. First listen, I fell in love. Now married to Zach. He's a flirt!

I'm hungry now. Who's making something!?

She's lovely. That is all.

Make pun like man. We don't like man much. Reasonings for not liking man much. Man revealed to be bad. Conversations about poo. Back on to man. Man is back.

The man himself has started his befriending of new members again. http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65918

I was saying it in a jokey "Ah, this was/is good. Read it, so you understand what a fool the man is" way.

Ah, I remember this thread. It's a bloody good read. I'd read from the start if I were you. It'll help you get the plot and everything.

I know. Back to poo?

I'm bored. That's definitely a fact (true etc.)

Daaay 2, in the Coldplaying loooounge. Mark still hasn't returned. What on eaaaarth is going on? (Big Brother voice)

I'm watching Gilette Soccer Saturday, for some reason. Would you give Jeff Sterling a big hug, or pee in his tea?

It was already pretty disgusting.

Because poo brings everyone together.

I don't enjoy your faces style of humour!!! I joke. And yes, please lie next time. It'd be great of you.

Very rude!

I be good, how be you? I just downloaded a trial of video editing software! No, I need things to edit.

I'm currently not 18, so it's not legal yet. That's one reason.

I don't drink also. I'm a fucking boring teenager.

I never smoked. Not even one stick of satan. Am I a different James?

Well, would you agree that calling someone a "smelly poo" is a bit pointless? You don't need the adjective in there. Like saying "That's a choppy knife".

Every other coldplaying member named James. Not me though. I think all poo's smell equal.

Yeah, he said you were a bit like a penis, as did every other person on this forum, named "James" (excluding me). They all had a "Hey, we're named James, and aren't Reilly & Briggins Smelly Poo Penises!?" I was busy/I love you two.

Aw, get lost. I'm well better than him. By the way, he callaed you and Reilly "Smelly poo people" a while back. You think you know someone...

I'd prefer a nice soft cake, with a lot of icing. Mark, you'll have to make another!