Imke

You told me I was pretty. :disappointed: Marie is indeed the problem. :disappointed:

Marie, you're just too hot for me to handle. :disappointed:

I feel sorry for you. :thinking:

Reilly, you suck. :disappointed:

CULT

This is not about Guy Berryman. We're having serious problems. :bigcry:

ANGRY SEX COMING :angry:

I guess he gave up on us after all. :disappointed:

3D? :blank: Fine then.

And he wants you all to watch. :blank:

I thought shouting it a million times would make it real. :thinking: Fine ... we might as well let the whole forum watch then. :shifty:

As long as he doesn't get to watch. :sick: I TOOK MY FRRIGGIN PANTS OFF!

How do you know? You never let me touch you. :sad: :wreck: Oh god please ... no.

I just joined this and now I'm risking my life or what ... :wreck:

Next you're gonna tell me spamming is better than sex. :awesome: You have someone in mind? :anxious:

Ok ... so who's our counsellor? :anxious: SO WHAT?

Free sex counselling means I'm in.

I think I'm in then. :anxious: That was before angry sex. :angry:

Is the councelling free for cult members?

Well, neither did I, maybe that's our problem. I TOOK MY FRIGGIN PANTS OFF!

Fine, I'm not joining Anti-Cult then ... although Reilly's attempt to convert me to the cult sucked. :shifty:

I feel used. :disappointed: Bye, wank­er. :kiss:

YOU NEVER EVEN ASKED! It's not my closet, I don't have keys. WE HAD NO CHEMISTRY! I took my pants off for her and she didn't care. :disappointed: I TOOK MY FRIGGIN PANTS OFF!

Yeah ... because that worked so good on the other persons you supposedly killed. *scared* Boo hoo. That explains your performance. :sad:

I NEVER SAID NO, YOU HO!