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Imke

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  1. Hey

    Imke replied to Reilly's topic in The Lounge
    I know of the house. :surprised:
  2. Stupid shop won't let me order the Exogenesis single. :disappointed:
  3. Ostern ist vorbei. :whip: Zeit den Thread wiederzubeleben.
  4. Imke replied to Reilly's topic in The Lounge
    I'm still confused. :sad:
  5. Imke replied to MrMagpie's topic in The Lounge
    I certainly don't like your golden showers, if they're as bad as your angry sex. :disappointed:
  6. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    Because you usually tell me to kill people. :disappointed:
  7. Imke replied to MrMagpie's topic in The Lounge
    You still need it to piss in the shower, don't you? :thinking:
  8. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    AND WHY IS THAT, HUH?
  9. Imke replied to MrMagpie's topic in The Lounge
    I'm leaving cult already. It's all Reilly's fault, now take his penis.
  10. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    YEAH, BECAUSE REILLY GOT US THE WRONG COUNSELLOR! Amy, Amy ... now you're turning on me too. :disappointed:
  11. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    You think? I was just in for the free sex counselling. Well, he could take another part of you since that wasn't enough to convince me to stay. :thinking: WHY WOULD I WANT THAT?! :bigcry:
  12. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    AND THEY WEREN'T YOURS, SO DON'T COMPLAIN. See ... you love her more than me. :disappointed: Or you never loved me at all, because you let everyone gangbang me. :disappointed: It's no loss, tbh. :blank: Fine ... then I'm leaving cult. :smug:
  13. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    I wonder why he didn't join the gangbanging then. :thinking: Are you deaf?! You just didn't want to help me, you're no shiny Knight. :disappointed:
  14. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    7 seconds? You mean 3, surely? :thinking: I was screaming for help, you idiot!
  15. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    How come you're still fucking me, I'm not even angry. Who says I wanted all this? :disappointed:
  16. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    See ... you should be the one protecting me from the gangbanging! What kind of Knight are you? :bigcry: There are two Imkes. :blank:
  17. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    And then you call me ho. :disappointed:
  18. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    I don't have to wish. It's the truth. :disappointed: You do realise that that's a clone? :disappointed:
  19. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    And then you say, I'm cheating on you. :disappointed: God, you must be exhausted.
  20. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    Nah ah! You're only angry, because I turned you down. :snobby: DON'T TALK TO THAT PERV, I TELL YA!
  21. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    Stop blaming me, I'm an angel. Ren corrupted me, he's the real perv. :bigcry:
  22. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    I'm considering leaving already. Too much drama. :thinking: It really isn't. :kiss: Am not, I didn't seduce anyone. :thinking: TOO MUCH DRAMA
  23. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    AM NOT :bigcry: ORLY? Ha ... you only used your bad performance to lure me into the cult.
  24. Imke replied to Imke's topic in The Lounge
    FUCK! TOO MUCH DRAMA! See ... you're always trying to seduce me. :disappointed: Just a little. :disappointed: I AM AN ANGEL! And you never protected me from the gangbanging, so why do you complain? :bigcry: :uhoh: I'm not a cheater. I lost count ...

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