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to chris! :dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey: :dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey: :dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey: :dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey::dozey: to darcy :hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug: :hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug: :hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

chris i don't see why it is awkward? just for u maybe...

hahahah i loved how u called me bro..i like when ppl call me that..hahaha don't u remember when i called u cute? haha anyways bi maybe? or gay? idk at this point it changes? haha seriously it does..anyways i have discussed far too much on here...

i'm coming over now, joe..ok night chris and joe have a nice chat..

don't forget chris i am coming after u:sneaky:

masturbating is not that important....

i love u darcy! as well..hahah joe's not gay..so he says..i'm not gay either..

hahah i'm sorry joe i love u..let's have make up sex...

everyone left me in the coldplay forum.FML this is what darcy should say..haha

yeah i'm off to bed as well..good night love u guys..i now want to dream about twilight..

hahah

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

u know how edward tells bella he didn't plan to live after she died..so when he thought she had died he went to kill himself...this is what i told my friends i would to if coldplay broke up!

today i broke up with joe.FML today coldplay broke up.FML

Today, I went to my boyfriend’s work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, “Just this fat chick I know”. FML

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

:sneaky:

have u guys seen the fuck my life thread it is great..i just love reading these now.. http://www.fmylife.com/top?page=2

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

u can't masturbate or give me handjobs either joe..so u better preserve those fingers!

i wished my brother still lived with me:cry:

just cut the other one so it can be normal...

i would have to disagree with saying coldplay "succumb" because that implies other people affect there music writing/making skills..which i would disagree with! coldplay have always been original in my opinion..

hahah so how is everyone?

i will probably be here i'm not tired..my brother lives in texas!