Empily

No it's not.... Your name is Abhati and you are a 45 year old man who lives in Iran. Your main purpose of being on this board is to gain inside information to give to your government about the lives of the American and English people through the wonders of social networking. You shall one day bring about the demise of the human race. But we still love you :awesome:

Hi Nick, Hi Crests :nice: I'm great, thanks for asking :wacky: Is Cresty's name Jessica? :P

OH HAI DER PPLS :wacky:

^^ Haha that's what I was thinking :lol: I don't stand a chance. :disappointed:

SQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE = A noise made by incredibly over-excited fangirls.... :lol:

^^ Search for storys from 3/11/09 and then scroll to the bottom. That story made me LOL.

"Q. Oracle, I was reading the other day that to choose who was the singer for Coldplay Chris, Guy, Will and Jonny wrestled. They did this because they knew that the singer would get all of the publicity. Is this true? Thanks a lot." :lol: :facepalm: Best Oracle question EVER.

Damn I just found this pic I took ages ago... I wanna send this one as well :bigcry: But maybe they've seen too many hotels recently :lol:

I sent the same drawing as in my avatar :awesome: It was either that or some crappy, blurry pics I took of my holiday. :uhoh:

JKKBGADSFKJAGKJF :freak: I got an email as well :D :D :D :heart: :heart:

:lol: That pic reminds me of Chris and Jonny's love shack :awesome:

Shhhhh don't say that :o Ren will shoot you. :bigcry:

I have the same problem.. in my English lang class. :bigcry: Mainly because my Teacher is so friggin funny :freak:

PHEW I'M ALIVE, EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIIIIIIIMEEEEEE

Where's the spoon man these days? :bigcry:

Who doesn't wanna live in a house with dead animals and used condoms? :awesome:

OMFG :freak: I've got alot of catching up to do.

What about dead molerats? I hear they taste gooooooooood :wacko:

My mum knows I'm obssessed with Coldplay. Whenever I think of something funny and I randomly smile, she says to me "stop thinking about Chris Martin." :uhoh: Or if she's trying to get on my nerves she calls him Christian Martin :bigcry:

:wink3:

CHRIS MARTIN: Not some people, no. No. I think certain music can accentuate people's personalities, you know? I think if you're a bastard, there's music that could make you more of a bastard, and if you're sweet, there's music that can make you feel more sweet, and if you're romantic, you know, then there's Simply Red :lol:

:wtf: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: Aquapod filled with watery goodnessssssssssss :wacko:

Bye bye new boss :wacko: I need to go to sleep now too... In the corner of your shed :disappointed:

Hhahahaha please do :wacko:

Hooray for prostitution :awesome: What are my hours?