Empily
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43 people say hot 6 people say not conclusive?
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exam :rolleyes:
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824 double post, sorry
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Bryce ended up feeling like he was king of the world, but Chris didn't like him and went fishing for trout at 9 o'clock. Suddenly the big boy that was fishing then grabbed Bryce and Clint felt bad because Violet wanted them to grope her nose. But Clint thought she didn't want to go to the carnival, but turns out that she did. The fish wandered around the pond, dying. So Ivet touched her left ear and swallowed 1,000,000,000 maggots, 13,000,000,000 mashed up with a pinch of mustard. Shakespeare mispelled "misspelled" cuz he had failed spelling in college. Some words are white with some poofy punctuation that didn't make very much dirt.Guy drank lots of mustard, and yelled tamato, so I sucked my juice with poop. Yesterday, beer tasted like peanut, really i still wanted to keep my shirt up and dance like monkeys, naked, but my butt stank because my roll-on wasn´t functioning, so i tried more lotion with cherry wich tasted depressing. Eggs imagine people as slaughtered speedboats that were sexy and dilusional, so his mom called a sturgeon, but winky, who didnt eat shots of jellopudding, said WOOOO!
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i dont know why thats just the way it goes have you heard the obergine song?
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Do you think english accents are hott or nott?
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I got a house with some cheese windows....
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I would cry and roam around for hours trying to find it sq
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OMG LEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTLEFT IS OUT TOMMOROW!!! Thats made me very happy :D
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Apparently if your dog does a poo and you don't pick it up it can cost you £2000. but if you say that you did it, then it only costs about £45. :D
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Do you not like John anymore?
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