Empily
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Bryce ended up feeling like he was king of the world, but Chris didn't like him and went fishing for trout at 9 o'clock. Suddenly the big boy that was fishing then grabbed Bryce and Clint felt bad because Violet wanted them to grope her nose. But Clint thought she didn't want to go to the carnival, but turns out that she did. The fish wandered around the pond, dying. So Ivet touched her left ear and swallowed 1,000,000,000 maggots, 13,000,000,000 mashed up with a pinch of mustard. Shakespeare mispelled "misspelled" cuz he had failed spelling in college. Some words are white with some poofy punctuation that didn't make very much dirt.Guy drank lots of mustard, and yelled tamato, so I sucked my juice with poop. Yesterday, beer tasted like peanut, really i still wanted to keep my shirt up and dance like monkeys, naked, but my butt stank because my roll-on wasn´t functioning, so i tried more lotion with
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Also orange :D
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I always thought Jonny looks like the character "Much" (Sam Troughton) from the Robin Hood series... *gets ready for an ass kicking also*
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The beginning is funny then it goes downhill from there.
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What the hell am I doing here? I swear I didn't click on this thread...
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HAHAHAHA calm down I'm only kidding :D
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Are we at 1000 yet? :rolleyes:
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PANIC, then call people, then masterb- i'm joking :D WWUDI you had no arms?