Empily

I'll definitely be calling it MX xD MYLO XYLOTO NO HOMO

Just seems like someone smashed their head against a keyboard and that name came out :blank: could have equally been called "prwnjekuufup"

Love is soo niceeeee :heart: but also so painfulllll :wreck: but luckily for me, mostly nice.

Wait wut

That would make sense :uhoh: Yeah Post codes

-makes up application- they better not ask me about my PhD :uhoh: jks jks

lulz i so engrish

lol I didn't mean there was language barrier :wtf: I meant it wouldnt let me submit the application unless I'd given a zip code (I have no idea what that is and I dont think I have one) or a state or province... I don't have one of those either and all the education things I didn't recognize :lol:

Applying for a job at Apple was really confusing coz the whole application was American :blank: I had to put that I have a high School Degree presuming that's the equivalent to what I actually have :blank: That or I just overqualified myself lulz

Knitting Break the mould, man

I'd like to see Guy in those short shorts unf unf unf

Trying to look for an interesting and addictive game I can play on Kongregate. Why are most of the mulitiplayer games either complicated or shit?

I was going to go to London today ... lucky I didn't eh :awesome:

Don't STOP belieVIN

I would change the fact that I was so shit scared of my mums temper when I was younger be able to tell her to calm the fuck down or something

Alll you can do is give her the facts about it to try to put her off it - perhaps try this website http://www.talktofrank.com/article.aspx?id=120#q1 humans are naturally curious so it's not surprising if she would want to try something.... mainly because it's taboo and forbidden I spose However cannabis is not a horrific drug, I know a few people who only take it a few times a year (parties etc) and are perfectly normal functioning humans who aren't addicted and can carry on with their lives perfectly - that's if it's not taken in excess obviously However if you definitely don't want to take it, pleaseeeee don't get dragged into it too, you can easily say no.

seven days without a pun makes one weak lulz

DeSTr0Kk

I think it has tenuous links to graffiti or something :anxious: They would have to be insane to call their album that though :wtf:

I'm gonna relax and play Minecraft before I end up saying something horrible to this girl XD calm Emily, calm.

transformice :wacky:

So irritating when your friends are like all self deprecating on facebook so youre like wassup and they ring you but your phone is in the other room so they leave a comment suggesting that you dont really give a shit and then you try to phone them back and send them a load of texts explaining u dint hear ur phone and then theyre all on facebook like "awww couldnt have gone threw today without [insert name of someone else here] 's help" and ur like ":blank: errrrr :blank: was i just being ignored then" and then they just ignore you and keep having a conversation with the other person like "yh im always here for you when others arn't :nice: " fuck you :mean:

summer holidays :awesome:

Why does she think she's famous :wtf: