Empily

can you give it to someone else to hide? :P

"Drink doesnt go down the same way as food does it?" :facepalm: fb status of the year

omg Apple sourz :wacky:

Hey crests, let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k? ;)

Well no, because if you where stranded on a desert island, where would you find stacks and stacks of chocolate stored? It would melt, you fool. Also I doubt Coldplay would follow you onto a desert island and to be honest I think Will would probably eat you before you had a chance to touch him.

Hhahaha :lol: I also like how he said "girl" and not woman..... ya :anxious:

Wait what :wtf: Ticket to what :wtf: and why does it have to be a girl :wtf:

Light speed :surprised:

yeah...

:smoking:

KAT :socks:

freaky double post is freaky

That's just stupidly unfair :bigcry: I would be so so so fucking pissed off if that happened to me XD Her parents have to see sense :( They just have to :(

oh there he is :awesome: stop thinking about pony fellatio :snobby:

what do you see? D:

-summons reilly-

Reilly has hairy wrists :cry2:

Well hopefully it tastes better than amniotic fluid or placenta :wtf:

Why is everyone hatin on my username ._. -blocks reilly on msn- :mean:

:wreck:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cresty :lol:

:WRF:

What did you see Christina D:

I looked it up, I'm not going crazy. They finished today :awesome:

I've just realised im appearing offline on msn derp