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HOLY FUCK. Why have I never seen this before!?

Your signature is awesome.

Yeah, your voice is pretty awesome.

You guys need a complete list of official members. :p

COLD ASSS needs more members so that they can beat HOT ASSS in sales!

I agree... We did kill it. This has gone on long enough. :P

Very good one.

Your Love Means Everything (part two). It's not a Coldplay song. It's a song from a Faultline album that Chris Martin was featured in.

Life is for ASSSing. My endless amusement from this is making me feel very simple minded. :(

Prospekt's ASSS.

The Hardest Asss. Swallowed in the Asss. Where is My Asss? (though that one isn't a Coldplay song..just features Chris Martin).

I feel so immature. :(

A Rush of ASSS to the Head. Or A Rush of Blood to the ASSS.

This made me laugh.

Eww! :sick: You ruined everything. These threads should be about ATTRACTIVE asses. :(

I don't have a dog! :cheesy:

COLD ASSS will always be better! :snobby::glasses2:

I promise that I won't make anymore spammy threads after this. :bigcry:

I just realized that.

You're icky. :sick:

I do agree... It's getting old now, which is partially my fault. :(

Everyone likes Briggins' ASSS threads more. :disappointed:

MOIST ASSS' alter ego.

I was just thinking about that, actually! But no, they actually inspired Coldplay. COLD ASSS has been around for quite a while, but they're indie and nobody has heard of them. Coldplay doesn't list COLD ASSS as an inspiration because then everyone else would get big from copying them too!

Who likes them? They're much better than "HOT ASSS"!