nick311

i dont have a number pad

Sammy :D

alt + 0160 I think. But you have to use the number pad thing :thinking:

Hi :awesome:

...no you HAVE TO. gaga told me :shifty: this means you need to watch the Telephone music video :lips: EDIT: my advertisment is lady gaga :D win a free concert :blank: I'm clicking it :escaping:

if you kill a cow you gotta make a burger :wacko:

i love her :blank:

oh shenanigans :snobby:

EDIT: wtf [/overlyextremefanboy] Moses

zebra

imogen heap

I feel successful when people retweet me. My last tweet got retweeted 4 times :wacky:

Trying to be ordinary was me who was the fool.

Always looking for an ax to grind

poo poo head :stinky:

I wasn't a c-section. :blank:

cakesniffer

gutter slut

you have the droopiest vagina ever

I want to move to Canada.

stupid ****** gif

you have the lips of a giraffe

:chinese:

:o you dirty little slut :o :uhoh: :nice:

:biker: