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It's so funny actually typing 'NMKMFOTG', but the real name is too long to write out...:P

Awww...I feel bad for Chris in that interview. He was so hard on himself! :cry: I hope he's not like that anymore. Edit: Hey! I missed my 600th post! :rolleyes:

Okay, so now that I've gotten over my fear, I can tell you what I think of NMKMFOTG. :) I have always loved darker fanfics, and they are usually very gripping and horrifying. But, to be honest, I really can't see Chris murdering anyone. Not even the paparazzi outside his house! He must be pretty freakin' screwed up. I'm very nervous to see what you throw at us next! :P

Oh, okay, I get it. It was probably about an old girlfriend. :rolleyes:

:sick: I'm scared.

^ Can you explain to me what that even means?

Oh, Chris. :shame:

I just don't get it. Why would he write a song called Green Eyes for someone with blue eyes? It just doesn't add up in my opinion. :rolleyes:

Of course! :D And that Jonny comment was so NOT COOL. :angry:

Someone should write a fic about the aftermath of Chris's little crowd experience at the Sound Relief. I know! I willlll. ------ "Ow!" yelped Chris as Jonny placed a hand on his shoulder. He turned sharply and Jonny pulled his hand back. "What?" Chris made a face. "I don't know...I think someone scratched me or something." Will glanced over, practically oozing disapproval. Guy kept walking, refusing to get caught up in the argument he knew was coming. "Well, maybe you shouldn't have run into the damn crowd." muttered Jonny. "Who knows what could have happened?" "They're not lunatics, Jon, they're just fans!" "You never know." snapped Will. "It was pretty stupid." "Nothing happened!" protested Chris, fuming. Jonny whacked him in the shoulder. "OW! Jesus, man!" "That happened!" "That's nothing!" "Liar." "They're just nervous." muttered Guy. "You were buried under a lot of people." Chris fell silent and turned to Guy. The bassist shrugged. "You were really nervous?" asked Chris, sounding a bit guilty. His gaze shifted from Jonny to Will. "Well, um...we..." "Yes." finished Jonny. Chris's eyes widened in shock. "Oh. I'm...sorry. But I'm fine...really!" "Yeah, whatever." said Will disbelievingly. Chris eyed him. "Wanna check?" he asked, beginning to take off his jacket. "No!" said Will quickly. "Do NOT shed your clothing until you've showered!" The others laughed, except for Chris, who looked a bit wounded. The end.

Chris: WHEEE! :D *runs* Jonny: :wreck:

I was talking to Emma last night. Not only did she get a picture with him, but she got to put her hand on his back (well, shoulder blade)! I think I would have melted into a puddle... Who else hasn't met Chris yet? *raises a hand* Edit: Those pictures definitely weren't Chris. Not-Chris's chest was shaved/waxed and he just didn't have Chris's body type at all. :P

Let's just be glad he didn't actually hurt himself. I was getting worried when I watched that vid for the first time! :uhoh2:

Now we're only about 30 pages away from the Berrygirls...:sneaky: Although I am a Chrissyberry girl, I think we should even out the playing field a bit.

Now we're only about 30 pages away from the Berrygirls...:sneaky: Although I am a Chrissyberry girl, I think we should even out the playing field a bit.

I would think Jonny would be a little more "Oh my god! Chris, are you okay? Does it hurt?" than "Dammit, Chris! Now we can't have sex. Thoughtless bastard..." [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rglX6B7R1SU]YouTube - Chris Martin of Coldplay Runs into Sound Relief Crowd[/ame] At the end of this video, though, Jonny looks quite happy to have Chris back onstage. :heart:

I know...Chris is so funny! "We love to get touched!" :D

^ I don't think Jonny's THAT self-centered! :laugh3:

There was an interview where they asked him if he jumps into the crowd just to be touched, and he said yes. Here it is... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6EBCldDXoI&feature=related]YouTube - coldplay entrevista[/ame]

Oh my! Am I the only one who wrote a semi-depressing story with no romance and not much humor? :o

Apparently, Emma met Chris! :o I'm awaiting the full story, but she said there will be pictures...:dance:

Lol, I like all the new fics that have been posted recently, they're quite entertaining. :D

Hi, I'm an idiot. :P But yeah! I mean, really, Chris! Guy probably thought it was funny, but I bet Will and Jonny nearly throttled him.

Oh. My. God. :dead: I always knew this day would come.

Bahahaha...that's a good idea! Now they'll never lose him again. :P OMG...did you guys see this? [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXXcyYcreJg]YouTube - Coldplay get chased in Sydney[/ame]