Miss Lestrade

That's a painful bow picture. Their arms are all tangled up. They have them in weird positions. Jonny's arms are all stretched backward, Guy is being crushed between Chris and Jonny... Here's how they could make it easier. :D Jonny puts one arm around Will's neck, and the other around Guy's neck. But to do that, Chris would have to move the hand he has on Jonny's back to rest on Guy's lower back, or even around his waist. That would make it considerably less tangled. (I have way too much time on my hands.)

No, he's definitely become good friends with that toothpick. And I have an idea! It's hopeful, but now that I've seen him with a toothpick more than once (in the late VLV era), I think it may be valid. Smoking creates an oral fixation, right? So if he's trying to quit, he'd still feel the need to have something in his mouth...a toothpick being the ideal choice. :shrug: Now, maybe he'd just been eating cheese cubes, but I prefer to believe he's trying to quit. :P

As long as you put a good warning on it, I think you're pretty much in the clear for anything. :wideeyed:

^Hmmm...:thinking: Jonny: Out of my way, Christopher! Awwww...:heart: I love you, Roadie 42!

OHMYGOD! PICS! :bomb: *explodes*

Dan...punkass? :shy: Edit: Oh forget it...

I never meant to imply that Guy is too skinny! :bigcry: I don't think he is at all...I love him this way. :heart:

Yeah...if you're a straight guy, you probably wouldn't enjoy it so much. :P

I'm not saying he's too skinny, honey...it's okay. *hugs you* :P I'm just saying he looked thinner back in 07! And he definitely doesn't look like Justin Bartha (whom I loved very much in National Treasure :D)!

Me? A delicate constitution? :lol: I think not! I've read much, much worse. The fanfiction world is a dangerous one. Especially when you get into the sci-fi stories...*shudders* But they're so good and you can't stop reading them...ANYWAY...that was a great, yet slightly creepy chapter! :D

He wears loose clothing...! It doesn't mean he's thin. :rolleyes: Guy is the skinniest member of the band now. *nods*

I might be crazy, but when Guy had this look (in '07, I guess)... ...He looked really skinny. Doesn't he look thin? :thinking: Well, you can't see it as much in this pic, but in others from the same shoot it's more obvious. Is it just me who sees it?

Well, I'm finally back! I'm trying my hardest to stay away from the Degradation of Coldplay thread...:shifty: I wouldn't want to mess up my reputation as a nice girl. :P:lol: Goodness, Jonny! Distracting the driver of a motor vehicle? How irresponsible! :angry: :P OMG...nudists! Even more terrifying than zombies! :surprised:

I'm respectfully taking my leave. And hey. If the fans are ruining something for you, why not just separate yourself from the fans? Coldplay make good music, yes? Look at the band for their music, not their fans. That's what I do, and I find it works very well. And may I just say (honestly) that you are a formidable opponent in an internet argument?

I'm pretty sure my initial argument was valid. And yeah. I'm a teenage girl. But am I constantly talking about Chris and how handsome he is? No. I just happen to have a siggy complimenting Guy's good looks, and I get blasted for it. Ok, lemme make something clear. I do not like the fact that Chris hangs out with pop stars. my greatest fear is that Coldplay turns into U2. I do not have a 'blind love' for Coldplay.

I agree, Brooke. You're a very good person, you know that? And how am I acting like a newbie?

When Parachutes came out I was very young and never happened to discover Coldplay that early. BUT...I first started listening to them probably at the end of the AROBTTH era. I'm no newbie.

What is wrong with you? Seriously. And you call yourself a 'vet' like you're somehow above everyone else here. It is your misguided sense of self-importance that is absolutely disgusting.

:blank: Wow.

I don't think they're pop. Viva La Vida is the only real pop song they've ever made IMO.

@The person who's so offended by my sig: Didn't Coldplay once compare themselves to animals? It's a joke. An inside one at that. But, I am sorry that is offends you. But I'll wait until Guy comes in and complains before I change it.

This is why I don't like arguing over the internet. Normally, I'm a nice, reasonable person. :(

^There is no love here, dammit! We're all going to rip each other's throats out and eat them! :devil: Tell my why the peacock thing bothers you so much. Please. What is wrong with choosing an animal to represent the personality of a band member? it's a joke.

If you said that to my face I would seriously hit you.

Are you being serious? 'Cause I'm just not getting you right now. :lol: