Everything posted by viva la yes
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Where Were You When You First Heard "Violet Hill"?
That would be pretty interesting.
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Where Were You When You First Heard "Violet Hill"?
Double.
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Where Were You When You First Heard "Violet Hill"?
In the toilet. I was in a restaurant and it was playing in the bathroom.
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
Is this not the place for Coldplay guy love? If you're not a fan of Coldplay guy love, why wonder into a guy love thread?
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
As far as I'm aware there aren't any women in Coldplay.
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
My hero! :smug:
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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...
I haven't downloaded it, either. It just looks impressive from the tiny picture up yonder.
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YAKUBU / BALACK OBAMA / GIMP LIVES HERE
Yay! :dozey:
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YAKUBU / BALACK OBAMA / GIMP LIVES HERE
Can I have the blue one?
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
And Foxy Guy Berryman. That's officially his new name. Foxy Guy Berryman. I'm going to send him a letter and suggest he legally changes it to that. Think he'll write back?
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YAKUBU / BALACK OBAMA / GIMP LIVES HERE
Do we get free pills, at least? I haven't tried the green one yet.
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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...
I can't remember, actually. I think it was linked on another board somewhere and I wandered over. It's quite nice. And blue. And with an impressive toolbar.
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
Oh, you're too kind. We've got something cooking and will hopefully have it up shortly.
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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...
I know, it's surprising. I actually own 3/4 of their albums. And listen to them. :o
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
Hai!
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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...
Oh, I don't hate Coldplay. I quite like them, actually.
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YAKUBU / BALACK OBAMA / GIMP LIVES HERE
Congratulations, fucktard.
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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...
When your piss comes out yellow.
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YAKUBU / BALACK OBAMA / GIMP LIVES HERE
Again with the mentally ill jokes. Why not try a new flavour of ice cream? This one is going bad.
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
But of course!
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YAKUBU / BALACK OBAMA / GIMP LIVES HERE
Oh, thank you. We should start a club, with matching jackets and pins.
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
"Guy," he said, slightly confused. This was not abnormal for Chris Martin. "Why are you such a fox?" Guy thought about this for a moment, stroking his chin. "I think it's because I work out and eat my green vegetables." Giddily, Chris Martin clapped. "If I worked out and ate my green vegetables would I be as foxy as you, Guy?" "I'm afraid not, Chris. Your wrists are too limp to lift weights, mate." "Oh," Chris frowned. "Right." And then they made sex.
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
And one day Chris Martin agreed.
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
Guy Berryman is a foxxxxxxx.
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
SMALL THROBBING MINUSCULE COCK. Doesn't have the same ring as GIANT THROBBING MONSTER COCK, does it?