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It was in Copenhague ( 21/11/02):P

Chris cannot cook ! When he tried to cook for his wife, he set fire to his house... And his house is connected to a barracks so, the firemen came to put out the fire and Chris was really ashamed. But another time, he tried again because he was upset.... Fire came back. And a fireman told him " Mr Martin, did you try to cook again ?" :laugh3: I did not invent this story, I swear ! Barbie Girl by Coldplay is really HUGE ! XD

Well, I am a very very late fan !:P I saw LAST September the wonderful Viva la Vida on TV and I thought " WOW ! It is fucking great !" So I began to sing with mmmmmmm because I did not know the lyrics:laugh3: and I began to watch every videos on youtube... I could not find tickets for Bercy ( but I did not know all the lyrics so I would feel SO lonely !)... so I have been in London just to see them and my mother killed me because I told her one week before : " Eh mom, I will go to London to see Coldplay with my best friend and I do not care if you disagree... !" Yeah, it was a huge fast passion... :o

How to massacre a wonderful song ? Call Lady Gaga ! I am bad, sorry... But I HATE her cover !

I do not know exactly, I will see the video about that when I will see him. He cannot send me, NRJ did not give him permission to broadcast these videos ( so with the meeting and the award part, and the crazy moment where journalists thought it was HIM the winner:laugh3:). Maybe Gonzague wanted to touch the award and Chris told him " Come on, it is a present..." We did not go into details because I want to discover what happened in the video !:P Maybe Gonzague will give me the award....:D Wow, I will become crazy, I will try to re-create Chris thanks to his DNA and I will have my own Sexy Vegetarian at home !!!!:laugh3:

Wow ! Great advice ! I will try ! " Eh, look at the window, a pink flying cow ! - What ? ( He turns his head) Eh, Elodie ? Where are you ?" :laugh3:

Yeah, he did a video about it ! And everybody thought it was HIM who won the award !:laugh3: So, all the eyes were on him, he did interviews...:P ( He will show me the video when I will see him) well, I will ask him to give me the award, quite simply ! Well, it was during the NRJ mUSIC aWARDS, so it was in January.:D My friend sent me an email. Well, he is a "little" fan so I will steal this award !!!:laugh3: And maybe he asked to Chris to say something just for me for his camera... Ok, I am dreaming....::P I am jealous about his dream job ! I NEED to see him !:laugh3: Do you have tactics to steal an award ?:P

Je ne fais que suivre le mouvement ( ok, en retard mais je suis !:laugh3:) :P Mais je suis d'accord, c'est un très beau HS !:D

Waouh ! Salut les filles ! Et ben, vous délirez bien à ce que je vois !:laugh3: Youpiiiii ( beuuuuuurk) dansons laaaaaa cariiiiiiiiiioca !

When each day, you think " - 1 day" before your next coldplayic gig... When you are freaking exciting to go to Paris just for a huge Coldplayers meeting... ( for the Parc des Princes's concert and the fans projects) When you want to kill your friend because he met Chris and the Sexy Vegetarian 2005 gave him his award... ( I promise, I will go to see soon (maybe this week) this friend and I will try to stole this award !) When you build up your "muscles" on the Viva la Vida remix, when you tidy your room on Coldplay's music, when you cook "with" Coldplay... ( I cannot continue....:laugh3: :embarassed:) When your first criterion to select your boyfriend is the Coldplay's love. :laugh3:

Now, I am wondering how many people will follow our crazy coldplayic fan movement for the Parc des Princes, in Paris. We "have" to wear a crown and to wear red and white clothes for the gig, among others things .:D We ARE mad !:laugh3: But it will be HUGE !:P

:laugh3: The best parts 'Coldplay is an English pro-heterosexual straight man's Nirvana spin-off and the band Bono wipes his ass with when there's no bathroom tissue. Also known as The Chris Martini Band (2008), U3 (2002-2003), and Fake Plastic Radiohead Cans (2004). Chris Martini is their singer and main songwriter, while the rest of the band are nameless stand-ins in the tradition of Milli Vanilli...." "Coldplay have in recent times turned to rampant masochistic catholic violin pope in leathery jesus suit sex worshiping rituals of fritzlised rapist doom in an effort to rule the christian faith, establish their own secret order and kill Tom Hanks using a freaky white guy in a gimp suit. Their recent turn can be seen through songs such as when I rule the world (a clever anagram of "the rectum jesus will rise" :D I am crazy about Coldplay but it is so funny !:laugh3::P

It is hard but I put my setlist ( and I would be in the first row, of course !) Life in Technicolor Violet Hill Yes Clocks Lovers in Japan Speed of Sound Lost 42 Cemeteries of London Viva la Vida Strawberry swing Swallowed in the sea Politik Talk Postcards from far away B stage The Scientist Green Eyes I'm a believer "Qui a le droit ?", " Champs-Elysées" or "Mistral Gagnant "( I adoooore these songs !) Ode to deodorant ( this song is SO funny !:laugh3:) Death will never conquer A ghost The hardest Part We never change Death and all his friends Reign of love Amsterdam Now my feet won't touch the ground For the next part, Chris sings just for me:laugh3: Fix You One I love Shiver Encore : Yellow Everythings'not lost Encore 2 : In my Place Trouble Don't panic Life in Technicolor ii

I can imagine the greedy Chris... "You know scrountch I scrounch love you scrounch sooooo, chocolate !

He said when someone asked him his favorite chocolate bar "any chocolat, it's like crack, you know... you can't never have a bad one":laugh3: So, he loves everything !:P What a great idea ! A sign chocolate !:D

I know now how to meet Chris ! Go just in front of the artist entrance during the sound check and scream : " Eh, Chris, I've got some chocolate for you !" He will come !:laugh3:

I know now how to meet Chris ! Go just in front of the artist entrance during the soundcheck and scream : " Eh, Chris, I've got some chocolate for you !" He will come !:laugh3:

My signature is very... special ! :laugh3: But it is cool if you like it :P I am pretty lucky with my dreams...:D

When you use their lyrics in your conversation although you are French... So we have something like that : " Tu es un peu dingue Elodie, tu le sais, ça ? ( You are a little crazy, you know, Elodie...) - And I lost my head because of all the stupid things I said ! - Quoi ? ( What ?) - Oh rien...:rolleyes: ( Don't paid attention) or "ll n'arrivera pas... ( He won't come) - Everyhting's not lost !" comme a dit le philosophe Chris Martin... ( like the philosopher Chris Martin said) Sorry I do not know exactly how to translate the last sentence...:laugh3:

Oh shit ! When the hot Phil is in a dream, it is annoying if you forget the dream !:laugh3:

"Chocolate is like crack..." I totally agree with him !:laugh3: Chris is so cute when he apologises ( he loves to say in French " I'm sorry but my French is shit :embarassed:"):D I can imagine how he felt. Oops...:P Oh yeah, his stomach spoke instead of his head !:D Me too !:laugh3:

I agree ! All their songs one after the other ! :laugh3:

I was eating chocolate yesterday and I suddenly thought " Oh Chris adores chocolate... I would like to share my chocolate with him... aaaaah:D" :laugh3:

Waouh, une soeur de folie !:laugh3: Bienvenue au club alors !:D

Bonjouuuur !:D Ouais, y'en a plein mais uniquement dans le modèle "taré"... Le modèle "sain d 'esprit" est parti très vite du magasin...":P