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coldplay.obsessed

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  1. Yesterday night I went to the bar, it was really crowded. Suddenly, Chris ignited his Ferrari but jumped in Guy's pants to see his personal stuff, painted yellow balls and huge cameras attacked from donuts. Guy kissed his Berrygirls and boys were jealous, so they killed their very ugly twins. After they murdered them, Guy said "MWHAHAHA!" "OHYEAHH". Now Will feels flamboyant and sexy wearing that thong.Then Jonny yelled" HAVE SOME RESPECT YOUNG MEN!Chris was laughing and fell into a girls cleavage,stared at something big in her closet. "Whoa!" Suddenly Phil climbed into Guy's pants and giggled "I am jealous! This thing is huge!" He frowned. Suddenly, Chris screamed "STOP OR I'LL SING SEXILY A SPANISH SONG VERY softly" Then, they started to dig a hole in my front door finding pigmies, so digging,he said "I want coconouts in my face now" so they took a book called How We Climb The Feet Of The Men. That's the
  2. OMG LEAFS ARE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR FINALLY I WANNA WATCH!!! OH WHO CARES? I care
  3. yummm man this is one god pizza, wanna try some *talking with stuffed face* that explains why I'm so itchy
  4. coldplay.obsessed replied to a post in a topic in Coldplay
    hehe you should hear my dad talk about him :rolleyes: he thinks he's one of the most over rated players of all time probably right, and that time when crosby "fought" he was like that is the worst fight I've ever seen in my entire life look at him he punches like a girl, I said "Dad, uhh what fight, he just pushed him down, without taking his gloves off even, and people are making a fuss out of it because he's hot and their afraid for him"
  5. okay 6 letters a fictional character millions of girls are in love with ughhhhhhh
  6. 10 chris and jonny :P
  7. coldplay.obsessed replied to a post in a topic in Coldplay
    Yep that the describtion I was looking for, I think.
  8. 10! Yes I know it's one of my favourites :D
  9. coldplay.obsessed replied to a post in a topic in Coldplay
    Enough said :dozey: I used to like him as a player but now he's all ehh I don't know.
  10. So like I was saying, I saw cockroaches today ... oh man
  11. Ewww HM's on my sister's watching it * runs around looking for a washroom, because she's gonna puuuuuuuuuuuuke *
  12. 10 it's simple I like it :P
  13. Nothing Much just doing my english homework :uhoh: got a presentation tomorrow Uhm don't you have to make it bigger on your computer first before uploading, I'm not really sure sorry:(
  14. Yesterday night I went to the bar, it was really crowded. Suddenly, Chris ignited his Ferrari but jumped in Guy's pants to see his personal stuff, painted yellow balls and huge cameras attacked from donuts. Guy kissed his Berrygirls and boys were jealous, so they killed their very ugly twins. After they murdered them, Guy said "MWHAHAHA!" "OHYEAHH". Now Will feels flamboyant and sexy wearing that thong.Then Jonny yelled" HAVE SOME RESPECT YOUNG MEN!Chris was laughing and fell into a girls cleavage,stared at something big in her closet. "Whoa!" Suddenly Phil climbed into Guy's pants and giggled "I am jealous! This thing is huge!" He frowned. Suddenly, Chris screamed "STOP OR I'LL SING SEXILY A SPANISH SONG VERY softly" Then, they started to dig a hole in my front door finding pigmies, so digging,he said "I want coconouts in my face now" so they took a book called How We Climb The Feet Of The Men
  15. It's not I heard she's going to make clothes for guys now, I know I'm totally gonna check those out and buy everything there is.:dozey:
  16. Wait you WEREN'T????? DOWN WITH TWIZTED LOGIK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kidding :P not :P
  17. Oh yeahh and after that you should totally buy her uhmm did you notice that Hannah Montana makes every piece of clothing possible, like if you go to stores like wal mart(I don't know if you have that in El Salvador) but there's a section :stunned:, so yeah you should spend some money and get clothes to look more like her :dozey:
  18. Yesterday night I went to the bar, it was really crowded. Suddenly, Chris ignited his Ferrari but jumped in Guy's pants to see his personal stuff, painted yellow balls and huge cameras attacked from donuts. Guy kissed his Berrygirls and boys were jealous, so they killed their very ugly twins. After they murdered them, Guy said "MWHAHAHA!" "OHYEAHH". Now Will feels flamboyant and sexy wearing that thong.Then Jonny yelled" HAVE SOME RESPECT YOUNG MEN!Chris was laughing and fell into a girls cleavage,stared at something big in her closet. "Whoa!" Suddenly Phil climbed into Guy's pants and giggled "I am jealous! This thing is huge!" He frowned. Suddenly, Chris screamed "STOP OR I'LL SING SEXILY A SPANISH SONG VERY softly" Then, they started to dig a hole in my front door finding pigmies, so digging,he said "I want coconouts in my face now" so they took a book called How We Climb The Feet Of
  19. There are wigs, I didn't know that I just dyed my hair blond because I love her THAT much :stunned::dozey: EDIT: Oh well can't blame me for being stupid now I'm blond now:dozey:
  20. oh yes Miley is my role model :dozey:
  21. Nope didn't know about the peas, but that's what you're here for, to shre with us :D, now I can go to school tomorrow and tell them that officialy yesterday I didn't not learn ANYTHING in this place yet when I come home and go on coldplaying Novah tought me a one cool thing about peas and the way they're attached :P it's random but a cool fact
  22. 21 Yeah we should switch countries :D

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