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coldplay.obsessed

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  1. :( :hug: 15 It's still cold here I wish it was warm or I wish there was like El Canada or somethin so it's not too cold or too hot :P
  2. Yesterday night I went to the bar, it was really crowded. Suddenly, Chris ignited his Ferrari but jumped in Guy's pants to see his personal stuff, painted yellow balls and huge cameras attacked from donuts. Guy kissed his Berrygirls and boys were jealous, so they killed their very ugly twins. After they murdered them, Guy said "MWHAHAHA!" "OHYEAHH". Now Will feels flamboyant and sexy wearing that thong.Then Jonny yelled" HAVE SOME RESPECT YOUNG MEN!Chris was laughing and fell into a girls cleavage,stared at something big in her closet. "Whoa!" Suddenly Phil climbed into Guy's pants and giggled "I am jealous! This thing is huge!" He frowned. Suddenly, Chris screamed "STOP OR I'LL SING SEXILY A SPANISH SONG VERY softly" Then, they started to dig a hole in my front door finding pigmies, so digging,he said "I want coconouts in my face now" so they took a book called How We Climb The (Charts :P kidding)
  3. 11 it's warm there right?
  4. I see London, I see Sam's town
  5. eh I guess it too depends where you are :thinking: oh whatever 9
  6. Yesterday night I went to the bar, it was really crowded. Suddenly, Chris ignited his Ferrari but jumped in Guy's pants to see his personal stuff, painted yellow balls and huge cameras attacked from donuts. Guy kissed his Berrygirls and boys were jealous, so they killed their very ugly twins. After they murdered them, Guy said "MWHAHAHA!" "OHYEAHH". Now Will feels flamboyant and sexy wearing that thong.Then Jonny yelled" HAVE SOME RESPECT YOUNG MEN!Chris was laughing and fell into a girls cleavage,stared at something big in her closet. "Whoa!" Suddenly Phil climbed into Guy's pants and giggled "I am jealous! This thing is huge!" He frowned. Suddenly, Chris screamed "STOP OR I'LL SING SEXILY A SPANISH SONG VERY softly" Then, they started to dig a hole in my front door finding pigmies, so digging,he said "I want coconouts in my face now" so they took a book called How We
  7. :D How was your day Amy :nice: since it looks like we're the only people in here? ^ I fail to speak french even though I still take it at school I can say some basic stuff but yeah :P
  8. Hello :nice: So I feel like a such a noob asking this and you don't really have to answer this Q, if it's too obvious or something,but what is Hot Asss :rolleyes:? ( but it'll be nice if you do decide to answer though :P)
  9. Yesterday night I went to the bar, it was really crowded. Suddenly, Chris ignited his Ferrari but jumped in Guy's pants to see his personal stuff, painted yellow balls and huge cameras attacked from donuts. Guy kissed his Berrygirls and boys were jealous, so they killed their very ugly twins. After they murdered them, Guy said "MWHAHAHA!" "OHYEAHH". Now Will feels flamboyant and sexy wearing that thong.Then Jonny yelled" HAVE SOME RESPECT YOUNG MEN!Chris was laughing and fell into a girls cleavage,stared at something big in her closet. "Whoa!" Suddenly Phil climbed into Guy's pants and giggled "I am jealous! This thing is huge!" He frowned. Suddenly, Chris screamed "STOP OR I'LL SING SEXILY A SPANISH SONG VERY softly" Then, they started to dig a hole in my front door finding pigmies, so digging,he said "I want coconouts in my face now" so they took a book
  10. coldplay.obsessed replied to a post in a topic in Coldplay
    :laugh3: Okay I had a weird dream once, Chris was my uncle in it and there were like lots of weird things :rolleyes:. I was walking somewhere in an unknown place and then he suddenly I hear someone running after me I turn around and it's Chris and Jonny, so I was all excited and started stuttering and I was like "WHOAaa it's....omg...aren't you...:stunned:....." Chris: "Yes kiddo I'm your uncle, let's go now we were looking for you everywhere" I said "uhm uncle?well okay..." and then somehow Guy appeared there in his running clothes and I remember he said "Okay time to go for a jog mates " but somehow he started jumping around like a ballet dancer:confused:. So we started walking and suddenly we were at the ACC (Air Canada Centre in downtown Toronto where they play hockey and basketball& concerts) where apparently they were supposed to have a concert that day, and then we saw Sidney Crosby (I still can't answer WHY was he in it it was a coldplay dream :P) and he said I" bet I love coldplay more than you do", So I said "no you don't" and we started playing rock paper scissors to see who likes them more and all the time we were playing there was Will playing a drumroll :dozey:. After that we kept getting the same thing so it was a tie game the whole time, so Guy offered to drive me home, but I wanted to stay for the concert, but it was GUY I guess that's why I agreed, so we rode two bikes home lol. And then I guess it was the next day, I was in my french class my teacher was explaining a lesson,and then I see Chris and Guy walk in, wearing the blue jacket from the grammys and Guy wearing the running clothes again :rolleyes:, so my teacher gets all angry and goes "wtf who are you" and Chris says: "I'm Alina's uncle I have to pick her up she's not going to attend the classes for the next month", and my teacher get's all :angry: " Oh yeah where are you taking her", Chris: " None of your business!""Come on Alina, we're going to Amsterdam". and then I woke up since that night I now want to go to Amsterdam :P, and I always feel like Chris and Guy are going to walk in my french class :rolleyes:........yeah right I wish So that was my very weird coldplay dream
  11. 20:rolleyes: sorry Ijust always wanted to go there
  12. Carla you should come here to Canada :cool:

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