coldplay.obsessed

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice cubes in the toilet, which Jonny friendly provided at his bedroom near Zambia. I thought WTF? How did that happen? Then frightening Phil stared like a sexy wombat that loves to bathe. Yesterday, Will loved Jonny's cat, Leo who was obese. Abraham Lincoln might just touching his book because it felt soft. Yeah. When huge yellow balloons floated through the sky, Chris groped me (not in the shirt) while he drank Hi-C. Gwyneth became Magical and flew towards cow belly jumping on the Uruguay. Chris humped a pillow to get smothered. (Which ended abruptly). Barack whispered into Chris' pillow, "You're so retarded." Suddenly, he stopped fondling the pillow because fondling is really retarded!" After all that, Guy was feeling weirded-out for witnessing Chris humping Abe the centipede on Abe's muffin in the hole. Jonny decided according to the Abe that Hotdogs aren't pigs. But mountains are pointy. Thus........................................... um, ergo... Suddenly, Chris rubbed Jonny's hamburger from a distance. "Omnomnom my burger," he groaned. Then Michael pondered humping, but died mid-hump and cried. Confuzzled? Yes. No. I am a tortoise. Tomorrow is probably the most dreadful day in the lazy dollhouse. Guy ran towards the KuTe and lifted the skirt away from Will's doll throwup. He yelled, "ICKY! ICKY! ICKY! He stroked my toe!". It licked Guy's napkin until warthogs felt the bulging and began (in the bathroom) vibrating stupidly. Guy gagged and tripped over Phil. So Chris panicked because he loved boobs a lot... THE END let's start over :P

Goldrush :D

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Oh, yes I'm definitely doing that, my classmates will like meet me after school for a VERY serious talk for trying to take away an extra weekend :laugh3:. Oh maybe it's because I live in Canada, eh lmao.

Lol no I go to public school too, I don't know why we're having it, but I don't mind missing school :P EDIT: Hello Mariam and yes coldplay lyrics are indeed the best :D

Oh btw Emma my name's Alina :)

lmao I can't possibly know what religion you are and don't really care now that think about it :laugh3:, but I'm not Christian and I get a 4 day break :P

Hey Carla :) Lol Midas why are you doing your homework today, don't you get an Easter Break ?:rolleyes:

hey hey hey :D I'm good, how are you Emma and you Midas :P?

^I always get excited when I see Rogers Centre/the Dome same thing basicly that's where they're gonna be playing when they come to Toronto :D(Iswear that place is awesome, Coldplay and Blue Jays :D). My mom's friends came from another country, and they wanted us to show them around the city and we were riding around downtown and I was like And this is the best place in the whole T.O. and they asked why is it was somewhat historically important or something, I said yes but that's not it :thinking:, THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA BE SEEING COLDPLAY IN JULY :D, too bad they didn't even know who coldplay was :laugh3:

Rushi :P well at least that's what I call her :)

Jewelry

I'd say man but that'll lead to nowhere, so dress.

girl:rolleyes:

I gotta go guys, going to watch some TV then sleep, good luck with your paper Midas ;), bye Emma :D

LOL that's what they were saying about Twilight too, and it actually got me excited untill I actually watched it -_-...Wait if you actually watched it and liked it nvm that then :P

LMAO go ahead if you'd like, it doesn't even bother me anymore:P. I've had so many people make fun of me for saying that weren't from Canada or whatever. Oh btw I think there was a picture somewhere in the The Official Fail Thread I think, and it was a bar graph, one of them was Canadians who say "Eh" 20%, Americans making fun of Canadians 80% I think. The point is it was funny :laugh3:

it bothers me when some of my friends are trying to be uhh I don't know cool or something and they start writing complete nonsence like " Uhh babii gurl I miss yuh too, oh buh the wayy i can't make it tohday i got sooo much friggen hmwk, buh call mehh at lykk 7,kk?" :inquisitive: makes me go like "Eh?" EDIT: Yayy Emma :D:P

lmao I remember you correction my "noone" :P, but that was just a typo :P

:( why does it suck, is because of physics ?:thinking:, because if it is that totally shouldn't bother you and make you think your life sucks :hug:

aww in the end you'll always get rewarded, when a nice person like me comes in :laugh3:

lmao yes there are sheeps, and cows too:dozey::laugh3: racism's not funny though :P

^:D thanks hehehe

Beaches are awesome :D, but yeah it doesn't have any,it gets really hot in summer though, I mean like Boiling HOT :P

Hey Midas & Emma :) & the ze-scientist and everyone else I missed :smug:

:stunned: I used to live there a while ago :P just a random fact, but I seriosuly thought no one knows the country :thinking: