Liam2003

Hello people, its been a while since i posted anything so to get things rolling again here's a website you should look at, download the audio files and have a listen to them. They are prank calls made to a redneck in america, but my god they are funny!!!!! Have fun and let me know what you think!! here you go...http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html

Go to this site and look what some crazy guy did in his spare time lol http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules >from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all >numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! > >1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it >down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining >about you leaving it down. > >1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the >tides. Let it be. > >1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it >that way. > >1. Crying is blackmail. > >1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do >not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say >it! > >1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. > >1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's >what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. > >1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. > >1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In >fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. > >1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us >to act like soap opera guys. > >1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. > >1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways >makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. > >1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it >done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it >yourself. > >1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during >commercials. > >1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. > >1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, >for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have >no idea what mauve is. > >1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. > >1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like >nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the >hassle. > >1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer >you don't want to hear. > >1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is >fine...Really. > >1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to >discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster >trucks. > >1. You have enough clothes. > >1. You have too many shoes. > >1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. > >Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch >tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Apparently im: 23% GAY! That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!

Go on this site and see if your gay or not, Try it its a good laugh!! http://test.thespark.com/gaytest/

Apparently series 3 of 24 will be set 3 years after the end of series 2, it will be interesting to see how they pull it off!!!!!!

Did anyone watch this??? i have to say i though both series 1 and 2 were very funny, what does everyone else think?????

I recommend you download the triler, it looks great!!!!

I love 24!!!! that program is so good. I thought it was a shame what happend to Mason is series 2 oh sorry for people who havent seen it yet, cus i liked mason in series 2. Also as im male i liked kim (Elisha Cuthbert) she has a great body!!!!, but does she have to be in trouble so much, that did anoy me slightly. Im looking foward to the next series, i hope its good

Has anyone seen the trailer to this film???? i couldnt stop laughing when i saw it. The clip with Michael Jackson is just so funny!!!!!! I recommend that people see it. It looks much better than the second, what does everyone think???

Thanks everyone for replying to my post, if anyone finds anything then please let me know. Thank you!!!!!

yes i did try kazaa and everything i downloaded was either poor quality or incomplete. so i was wondering if there is any other place i could download some of their stuff

Hi everyone, Im sorry if this has been mentioned before but does anyone know where i could get any Verve mp3 downloads from??? The Verve were a cracking band and i would love to get some live music of there's. if you can help me that would be great. Thanks.......

Thank you noni for the v2003 downloads!!!!! If anyone gets anymore of the set then could you be kind enough to let me know. It would be great to get the full set as i was there at chelmsford for v2003, and it was amazing!!!!!! Thanks everyone for replying, and let me know if you can get anymore downloads, thank you

Hey Everyone could you please help me. I was wondering if anyone has any V-2003 Mp3 downloads. I downloaded some off http://www.coldplay.org and they were very good. They were "Politik", "Amsterdam", "In my place", "Shiver", "The scientist", and "Yellow" but does anyone have the full set or anymore of the set that i dont have??????? If you do have then please tell how to get them!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!