Coldplay

*lurks* ...Matt porn?

Welcome Layla! I think you speak great English! :wacky: If you ever want to speak your home language with other Coldplayers, just go to the International section and find the Dutch thread. ;) Well I'm 14, so that makes our ages pretty similar, no?

Hello there Taylor! :wacky: Welcome to Coldplaying; I am Diana, or Dee. And yes, there are many parts of the forum to explore. :D

Oh, is M*** like a swear word now?

Ok I might sound like a tool here but I laughed out of my seat for like 10 minutes. :lol: ..I'm sorry, karma is fun. :sad:

^ Wait, you didn't do that? :lol:

This video is OOOOLLLD

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HAHAHA!

Panettone

*reads stats* 10 posts a day, I own all of you bitches.

You tools don't think Chris Martin likes to watch Friends?! :snobby:

OK I have some ideas: -A love letter -A death threat to Gwyneth -A bra -A pen and an autograph book -A Photoshopped picture of him with huge abs -Two bras -Season 7 of Friends on DVD

I'll finish this comment when I feel like i

Why is everyone getting ahead of me with posting? Congratulations dear. :nice:

:lol: Woah, this was serious? No.

YO BITCHES DON'T HAVE A PEN ANYMORE, BECAUSE I BURNED IT Are all your posts Radiohead-related?

I'm guessing it's not the coffee you want :mellow: I wuv yoo too Crestsy EDIT: Shopping? :wacko:

WHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*puts shock collar on Crest*

*takes william_3000's notebook and sets it on fire*

Well screw you then :nice: I am so sweet, huh :wacky:

first person who tells me how this thread got to 37000 posts gets a free prize

...what is this?

i want to lick his face :disappointed: *stands in bodyguard position* come too close AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS BITCHES!