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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
What about the hoes? :( Bye Julia
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Your birthday month?
September...nothing really special then...
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
*hugs Eric while licking doll's nose*
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Many reasons :sick: *grabs on to doll and curls up in a dark corner*
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
im scared
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13 friends.
Bodysnatchers? :heart:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
aww :blush: plus I'm sucking up to you cause I need money for a new doll...this one has holes and tears in it...poor matty BOW DOWN TO JULIA
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:wink3: :wink3:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
I wish I had a clue...:( OH COME ON YOU CHEAP PEOPLE. IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK. $450 :blush: BTW Julia, Matteh-doll and Julie would like to buy some condoms. Of course you may :kiss:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Holy sh- I didn't know you rolled that way Julie.
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:nice: Aww :hug: You will be a $500000000 ho, And Julia will give us all sexy dolls
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Whats a Viva La Vida hoe?
Erm...thank you...for that. :thumbsup: Is everyone a perv today or am I just taking everything the wrong way?
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
thwatsh ish a lie! *spits out doll's shirt* erm...that is a lie!
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
btw, izzy :heart: :kiss:
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Whats a Viva La Vida hoe?
Hoe? It's a Viva La Vida gardening tool.
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
*licks and bites doll's leg* Oh sorry, you were saying?
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
you evil biotch! *cuddles stuffed animal* it's ok, matty :wacky:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
AWWAWAWWAWAW :heart:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
Thread title is so mean...what about teh hookers? :cry: HE'S MINE!!!!! awww :hug:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
no Eric, to "The Coldplaying Brothel"
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
I wanna see Julia :wacky:
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:heart: What? Why do I end up being the whore?! I JUST WANTED MATTEH MOUSE :bigcry: AAAAAAAA ERICOOOOOOOOOO :hug:
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Look what Yossarian founds!
You do shrooms now, Yossi? :lol:
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IT'S MY FAVORITE MONSTER BIRTHDAY♥ (i'maveryneatMonster.') :kiss: alexita.
Thank you :kiss: Do you think she can eat it all herself? :uhoh2: Liz, that sig! :wideeyed: [/obsessedperv]
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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop
:cheesy: :(