John Brashears

Straight guys are very good at sniffing the others out. In a totally straight way. CRAP.

QUICK, WHAT'S ILGB's name?

I thought you were one of those damn infidels! They keep rushing in here trying to steal my cookies dammit! I didn't know! Hmm... I got nothing. I guess you're the same except you play checkers with guys instead of gals.

*Sticks stiff arm out, catching Notlost92's neck spinning her in the air and knocking her unconscious* "Not again!"

If I were attracted to men, sure!

Haha.. Anywa- WOAH NO ERICK. ERICK PUT THEM BACK ON ERICK NO BAD. *runs*

Oh yeah, I recently asked what it's like to be a girl, then I asked what it's like to be YY and such, so. What's it like to be gay, Erick? I'm curious.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Mr.Walrus, have you ever considered how a blueberry would fantasize about climbing a mountain if it had been rolling down an ice cream scoop made out of a 50% rainbow 50% dead puppy mix? I do say, it would have to be a large scoop.

? Are you not comfortable with your sexuality? I was asking an honest question, actually haha.

Hmm, would you rather watch a one emotion no talent actor who makes his money off the fact that girls like him and he looks a bit like Burt Reynolds? Oh wait, are you gay?

Artic Monkeys. I know, it sounds retarted. Wait... Artic = Cold Monkeys = Flinging poo Flinging poo = Play Cold + Play... OH MY GOD IT'S THE SAME BAND.

Oh hey, screw what's being a girl like. What's being gay like, or bi or whatever.

Hi, I'm John Brashears here to host 2009's spring Man Awards. Now, the one you've all been waiting for, the shallow but true award goes too... Oh my god, it's Josh42! Congratulations Josh, who can't be here tonight as he needed to tend to his prostitutes. We wish you hope, Josh, keep them girls in place! In all seriousness, though, I thought she was attractive, but Brad ruined the picture with his one emotion acting.

Caugh...Benjamin Button. Except Brad Pitt is a horrible actor.

I've never seen slumdog. I was just being sarcastic, as it's the best film of '08

No, because I only watch good movies.

I'm not discussing Vajingos. That information is top secret.

Umm.. Beautiful? THAT ONE IS ALWAYS CORRECT.

I'm familiar with the anatomy of the mysterious Vajingo, more about the personal perks and personality differences. Nothing is uncalled for on the internet! :cool:

Hey ILGB, I think your name is Liz? Or Laura?

Really? I'm intrigued. Must investigate further.

Actually I suppose nothing is different besides the previously mentioned things.

So. What's being a girl like? Besides the vajingo and childbirth. I see how this is a weird question now.

He's the greatest action film actor of all time.

*Reads through Cosmopolitan* Not hawaii, because that would be cliche. I'll take you to an empty cottage like place and we'll spend our days watching the sun rise. I figure you can see a sunrise through the window of a motel, plus we get to kill cockroaches for sport! :lol: