John Brashears

It is a myth that demons would scream "Hell-O" with a loud boom in order to open the gates of hell. Thanks, jerk. Now I have to deal with all these demons in my room.

I have returned.

Inserts Happiness.

It will cheer a part of him up. Wait, isn't briggs a guy?

Oh, hey guys... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

Don't you dare tell me my comparison's aren't relevant. I could compare a grape to an automobile if I wanted to. Briggins, go on veoh.com, they have a good amount of episodes on there. I reccomend Soul Takers

Hi-freaking five Briggins. I own like 6 of the DVD Box Sets ^.^

In my opinion, this show is better than coldplay. Oh lord, i've just turned so many away. Does anyone else share the love of MST3K? It's a TV show (Canceled after tenth season about a man (and his robots) who are imprisoned on a satellite and forced to watch bad movies. They comment on these atrocities, hilariously. A sample. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngBNklagsHQ]YouTube - Mystery Science Theater 3000 short: Spring Fever (MST3K)[/ame]

arrgh, I wish I could watch.

I don't have the dvd, so I can't 'watch'. Oh, and somebody though my avatar was Chris. Isn't that hilarious?

THEY WERE LATE WITH MY COLDPLAY DVD GOD DAMNIT.

Netflix is on the way with the CD. Drat. I shall parade to their gates bringing down hellfire and plagues to their villages, and I shall rape their women. And I WILL be wearing my tuxedo.

Scrub a carpet? That sounds like it would make the carpet worse.

What is a watch party? Might I attend? I do enjoy parties.

I laughed out loud when I saw that rape emote.

You falsely presume I have money. I've heard vocal lessons are good, though.

I'd look at your pic spam if I knew what you were talking about. Which I don't. God I love me.

And speaking of brilliant composers. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqPz5B-TA1w&feature=related&fmt=18]YouTube - Mozart - Requiem - Lacrimosa - 8 - ASMF[/ame]

I'm this John Person. Question answered.

Did you know that all women secretly enjoy rape? I'm a horrible, horrible person. Oh, and hi Makayvla! I joined these forums about 3 days ago. My username is infact, my full name. (I know, right?)

WHAT! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT I'M NOT A LEGENDARY COMPOSER BORN IN THE 1850'S!

It's just you. No! I've told you time and time again, Mr.Elephant, I do not possess the correct amount of bananas to erect a monolith building!

This is strange. Though, I admit, it is vastly better than discussing an orgy with Guy. Doesn't Lauren's face at least sometimes look like her avatar? Oh, and that's totally me in my avatar.

I'd assume it would be very hard to keep that face while ripping off Guy Berryman's clothes while in a maid's disquise. Sorry.

...err, but I only joined 3 days ago, and err, i've never been to this thread before. I'm just going to imagine you used that expression to stress how incredibly relaxed and suave I am.