John Brashears

Oh god. Everyone read the Uncyclopedia page on Coldplay. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Coldplay

I love Pretzel Goldfish. None of that cheese crap, though.

Guys never fantasize about women with women, so why should you with men? BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA.

It's not fair! Why can't gwyneth learn the saxophone or something?

No, because 1/4 topics end up being sexual fantasies about coldplay members. I want to share the love!

OH PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO THAT THREAD MOMMY. PLEASE. *Jonny takes off his clothes and sexily locks the door* Gouges eyes out.

My name is John, my full name is actually my username. I didn't like it because, being hetero sexual, I am not thrilled when I hear about two of my favorite musicians having it off with eachother. :stunned:

Why aren't there any incredibly attractive women in coldplay?

Here's my face as I was reading the fan fic thread. :smug: :confused: :inquisitive: :stunned: :uhoh2: :bigcry:

I am in fact, a huge coldplay fan, though I understand how you could be mislead seeing as how I don't go on about how dreamy Guy is. Giggle.

I'm decent, though i did recentely visit the fan fic thread. GOD LET ME UNSEE IT.

You receive this lovely book, it's a second hand glitter vampire fan fic written by a lonely old woman.

Grades are overrated.

In response to Jsalyers: I am not a dog, nor do I possess a vajingo. Good day to you Sir.

I live in Lawrenceville Georgia. Guess who just got tickets for the atlanta show? Guess where?

Nothing really. Today = Boring. Those cookies look alot like the girl scout cookies 'Tagalongs' flipped inside out

Welcome Back

WB Lauren. Err, me and my friends are (quite maturely) putting nerf darts into pvc pipe, running around with homeade blowdarts/ nerf guns and just going wild on eachother. It's quite fun.

Well, the game was bad, and i'm putting off practicing because i'm lazy X D. I hear some friends coming over right now so ima go grab the door.

Euuurrgh. I'm bored. What's up guys?

I, know, right? Well, you can't hear what the piano sounds like or how bad i'm doing in my game. Speaking of which, if anyone would like to join me... http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/stickarena

Good luck person I met yesterday! Wish you well!

I'm talking on these forums, playing piano, and playing an online stick figure kill eachother game. All at the same time.

Shoot, now I feel girly. Well, what are you guys doing?

What do you suppose the female to male ratio is on these forums?