William

*Washes Nick* :nice:

You mean your banana? :uhoh: Bye Kwolsie :nice:

It made feel silly, and the banana got all spongy of all the lube :uhoh:

But you live in the United States :P We where taught how to put on a condom and stuff, on a banana :shame:

This conversation is the weirdest in Coldplaying history! And Nick, they told that in our school when we were like 14 :freak:

What, it's all natural :awesome:

Mine tastes like lolipop...

Haha wtf

Yes, you're not green though :awesome:

No you didn't :uhoh: HI NICK :cheesy:

What question? :awesome:

You can spoiler them :uhoh:

Lol this is the new iPod, or it's called iPad actually :uhoh:

Oh I can tell you all sorts of stuffs :awesome: What do you want to know?

Why do you guys think I'm not a guy? :cry:

EEEEH YES I AM. Why do you think I'm not :bigcry: And Kelsie

:uhoh:

It's far more worse to punch back :snobby:

Blame it on Kelsie :mean: They always make it too short, even if you say 'don't cut too much'. :shame:

So why can't you take his nano since he's now using an iPod Touch? :dizzy:

IZ YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE :blush:

That's what money are for. You should buy it online though, and engrave it with 'Fake Plastic Kelsie' :awesome:

He's definitely taking a step in the wrong direction...

Maybe, no one knows :shrug: I like purple avis, therefor I like you :nice: