Luka Modric

i wouldn't be so hard on myself if I wasn't such a massive slut!

Yossarian has been really slutty as of late.

I am so seduced right now.

You think you're funny Ian but you won't be laughing so hard when your beloved Martin is a DEAD MANG.

Newfoundland. :D

Good enough for me! How soon can you get here?

If you see him before I do tell him I said so. :angry:

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ADD YOSSARIAN TO THIS LIST.

The hugest.

Yossarian is in need of a lady. He has a couple of squeezes at the moment but they all have boyfriends, so when Yossarian sleeps with them he feels like a terrible person. :cry:

CHRISTIAN CHRIST

Where are you from, sexual Lore? I don't like hicks and bumpkins and village girls. I like city people. But exceptions can always be made.

MARTIN.

Oh sexual Lore, I am so in love with you I might even start listening to Martin's coldest of games! :hat:

Thank you very much, spelt phonetically. Please don't ever correct my dutch, alstublieft. Ik bin zwagner in mein brook.

I'm going to report you to the site security. :angry:

Why is God such a star? :confused:

Spanish is the most useful language for travelling. Dutch is the easiest language to read. French is the easiest language to speak. Mandarin is the most beautiful language. And Arabic is the most fun. Merci Danke schoen Xie Xie Dank uh vell Spasiba Shokrun. Is the COLD site of YOUR GAME impressed by Yossarian's linguistic abilities?

CHRISTIAN BALE

Having grown up in London, Yossarian can safely say there is only one city he'd rather be from. Yossarian finds it very easy to relate to people who grew up in large cities. If Yossarian meets a girl from Chicago or Paris or Moscow he is like oh my gosh she is fit but if Yossarian meets a lady from any town smaller than London he thinks she is a TOTAL FUCKING HICK and ignores her. London is a very special city.

Greetings my fellow gamers in the cold! Yossarian has been with the absence for a dreadful time of length for which he has to STUDY and LABOUR hard because he is going to had a degree in Theology! :D Ask Yossarian a question about God.

CHRISTIAN BAIL

Christian Lipbalm